#caff rants

[caffeinelemur]

So this year it’s a fainting goat is it

[overcaffeinated-creative]

Me: My mood is off.

My Mind: We should totally just metaphorically burn down all of our OCs and AUs to start from scratch. There's something wrong with them. You feel it too. Just dose it all in kerosene, strike a match, and let it go. Build everything up from the ashes. You can do it.

Me: ...Yeah...that's not the encouragement I want.

[caffeinepants]

i’m a slut for pharmercy

send me all your pharmercy things

[caffeinelemur]

Here to remind everyone seeing my met gala insanity that I went to university for art history so the people actually going with a vision and theme, regardless of how it’s executed, are what interests me!!! I don’t care what they spent or who they are, I care that they are making a REFERENCE to something I CARE ABOUT!!!!!

[overcaffeinated-creative]

Left Hand could we really not be at our bullshit today? Like, all I want to do is grip things and pick them up at the same time without pain. But, no, you just have to have your way.

[overcaffeinated-creative]

That face when you wake up and the Depression is like, "Gonna kick you in the teeth today."

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[overcaffeinated-creative]

PSA to the Companies who put Dairy in their bottled coffee drinks:

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

I just want a mildly sweet coffee drink I can down without fucking my stomach over and no on provides for me.

[overcaffeinated-creative]

Anyone every think the Pornbots are gone?

Then they show the fuck back up?