Ok so, I'm not a big fan of the usual cake around where I now live, so I usually try to make my own birthday cake right?
Spoiler alert: I'm a terrible Baker. Last years attempt almost broke the counter with a loud THUNK when I took it out of the pan. It had a cherry filling and started to bleed after a few minutes. Hilarious. MIL brought me candy eyes for reasons I still don't understand. It was wonderful and almost inedible.
Kinda cute if I do say so myself.
This year I thought I'd fix everything that went wrong. I got a better recipe. I worked hard. And it came out so much worse. So. Much. More. Hilarious.
It was delish but. Well. See for yourself I guess. TW fake gore: cake that looks like it's the first kill in a 80s slasher film.










