#cake rambles

[cakepoppresent]

Everything I've learned about Euphoria has been against my will.

[yukiyu4]

[cakeiscoolsblogthing]

There's so many elements of tragedy to Murder Drones. And I am not normal about it. I feel like the horror or the shipping (I love biscuitbites/nuzi, ngl) but. IT'S A TRAGEDY TOO. I mean it has a mostly happy ending, so maybe it doesn't fit the actual definition of tragedy, but it has a lot of tragic elements.

Girl with abusive parents' only friends are robots she finds in the dump, one of the robots betrays her and murders everyone, turns the other robots from normal workers into murder machines, and slaughters all of humanity. So then you've got Tessa's whole story with its sad ending, but then there's also the disassembly drones, who kind of lost their humanity. Dronanity? Idk whatever the drone equivalent of humanity is. Cyn is hard to figure out but depending on whether you consider her and the Solver separate or the same you can get some good angst out of her too.

V pushed N away, a tragedy of her own making. J is convinced there's no escape from Cyn/the Solver, even in death, and considering Uzi blasted her head off first episode in the series . . . N is looked down upon by his squadmates, the people who should be his friends . . .

Doll's parents were killed and she kept them and a bunch of dead bodies in the room with her--Doll had nobody (except maybe Lizzy, but she wouldn't know what was going on) when her oil lust started. Then she went for revenge, but it got her killed pointlessly.

Uzi's mother is actually alive, but they THINK she's dead and that causes Khan to leave her dead because idk trauma or something. Her first friend was one of the robots sent to kill her. She overheats and kills five people. It must be terrifying to have no control over yourself and kill multiple people

Like, they're funny, and they're traumatized, and they're angsty, and they're TRAGIC. And it gets me every time I think about it.

[chocolate-cake-enthusiast]

guysssss

so the princess x jester trope (?thing?) has me in a FUCKING CHOKEHOLD so I need to rant just a tiny bit

like we got the princess of course, but she's the only daughter to the king and queen right. (in my head i'm taking a lil inspiration from Heartless by Marissa Meyer, TFC ish, and all the things i've seen on insta).

Then we got the jester, who's been the jester for the kingdom for around 12 years (idk man i'm making this up). and the thing with the jesters is that in the kingdom, jesters have full immunity to mock and make satires and do whatever they please to anyone with no consequences from anyone. the king and queen have one rule though: do NAWT mock their daughter in any way, shape, or form. Of course the jester is completely fine with this, he's in love with her.

her parents have been searching for suitors for her and such, because yk political marriages and benefits whatever, but the jester HATESSSS (and i mean HATES) all the suitors brought in with a passion, mainly because he's in love w her, but also bc the suitors are fucking trash and a lot of them objectify her and think of her for only sex and baby making for future heirs. she also lwk hates them all bc she is quite independent for being a princess.

there's definitely more that i've thought up, but tis forgotten. if i remember i'll make another post, but y'all PLEASEEEEE add onto this and lmk.

[somcdonaldsamirite]

Bilewater more like Saltwater because the water's gonna be salty with my TEARS OF FUCKING GAMER RAGE AFTER DYING AT THAT STUPID BATTLE AREA AT THE VERY TOP AND I'VE GOTTA GO ALLLLLL THE WAY BACK UP THERE AGAIN TO GET MY SILK

[cakesensei]

I desperately need motivation to get started on the next chapter of Fallen Angels. It’ll be packed with juicy scenarios, but the reason I left it was because I was torn between four possible scenarios as we move on, and depending on what I choose to go ahead with will completely change the trajectory of the plot. 🫠🥀

If anyone knows how to get out of a writing slump, please comment or contact me lmao!

[fullofcake]

So ill over some middle-aged men (jayvik) that I might have to buckle down and write fanfiction (something I have never done despite consuming copious amounts of it)

I've even dreamt up situations of these men (my roommate got to suffer with me bc I told them all of my big brain jayvik ideas) (I have a running note of these dumbass men)

Anyways, would anybody here even be interested in my jayvik brain soup?

This is me with these men!

[cakeofhorrors]

finally got date everything and having a blast! but the fandom really needs to stop sleeping on the black characters because y’all are sleeping on fucking tyrell — his route was so cute!!!

also i adore lucinda lavish and yeah she pops up + it can be frustrating when she uses up a heart you wanted to use on someone else but i love her character so much 🤓