🌙 Chris pulls the biggest reverse card of all time when he gets comfortable around you. You think you signed up for this big, silent military man who won't be controlled by emotions and such; But he's the exact opposite when it's with you. Chris is soft and and he's one of the sweetest people you've ever met.
🌙 Chris really does have a gooey heart of warm gold, he just doesn't like showing it off. What would everyone else say if the captain of Hound Wolf is all soft and kind? This shit is reserved for only you and his sister. That's it. And if anyone spots Chris being so very sweet to you, one look will clear their mind of using this make a joke about the captain.
🌙 Chris really loves holding hands. It's something that honestly calms him down more than anything else, especially when he's really going it. Chris is very protective over you after knowing all of these hidden horrors of the world, and holding onto your hand is his way of tethering himself to you so you don't wander into something harmful.
🌙 He's not a fan of large crowds at all, they make him nervous at most times honestly. He has some pretty bad claustrophobia, and being a really big guy in a large crowd of people makes him lock up and slip into Captain Mode. He quickly softens when you worm your smaller hand into his much larger one, often looking down at you and already seeing your eyes are on him.
🌙 His sister means so much to him, especially after having to raise her due to their parents meeting a tragic end. It really means a lot if you and Claire got along, like a huge weight off of his back. If you both didn't get along- which is honestly very rare- Chris wouldn't be able to see you two being together as a couple.
🌙 He's in complete Dad Mode™ around the house. Divorced dad rock music is a must, he often wears those ugly Hawaiian shirts (especially if you make some jokes about them) and he won't hesitate to wear socks and sandals just to piss you off jokingly. Don't think you're safe from the dad jokes either, he's just as bad as Leon sometimes. He loves going fishing, too, and will try to rope you in on a trip every now and then.
🌙 I'm very sorry if you don't eat meat, but it's one of the few things Chris will refuse to give up. If Chris could be a carnivore, he would and he's definitely tried back in S.T.A.R.S. He won't force meat on you, of course, but it's something Chris gets right 100% of the time. If you do eat meat, then it really does become Chris' sixth love language as he's always sure to prepare it however you like it with perfection.
🌙 If you're a lot shorter than him, he finds great joy in seeing you stand on your toes to try and kiss him. It's too bad that he can be a little shit though, often teasing you by asking what you're doing before he caves and leans in for the kiss.
🌙 He cherishes anything and everything you give or make for him. He brings it to his office and has a special shelf or two on his back wall where it's all just stuff you've given him. He won't ever take anything with him, though, often afraid he'll lose it or it'll get destroyed. Or worse; Whoever finds it and goes after you when he's not there.
🌙 He will teach you self defense. It's not optional. He's made a lot of enemies over the years, and just the thought of you being kidnapped or worse makes him want to vomit. He wants you to be safe in this house, especially when he isn't there to protect you. If something ever happened to you, it would haunt Chris for the rest of his days.
🌙 He loves going on drives with you. He drives a big ass Jeep and he loves nothing more than to have you in the passenger seat driving down the highway to some unknown destination. You both find a lot of joy in visiting a lot of hole-in-the-wall diners and older cities with a lot of history and story. Your fridge back home is full of magnets and pictures of all of the different places.
🌙 When he was younger, he was big on those weird side of the road attractions. When he was in the air force, they would all often stop at them and mess around. His favorite ones were definitely the alien ones or the monster ones; He finds it sad that his life turned around and that what was once seen as fake statues of fucked up looking werewolves and zombies became his reality.
🌙 When Chris comes back from a long and grueling mission, he often comes home and immediately seeks you out. He doesn't care where you are or what you're doing; You're getting your ribs nearly broken from how hard he hugs you. He needs to ground himself, especially if the mission went south. He needs to know he's really home and he needs you to know that you're his safe haven.
🌙 Chris finds it very heart warming when you worry over him. Whether it's you fussing over a bruise he got around the house or a bandaged wound he got on the field, it makes his heart feel warm and fuzzy when you make yourself his own personal nurse and care for him. He's normally the one that worries about everyone else; Having someone to worry over him helps him relax.
🌙 Chris loves to cuddle. It took him awhile to come out with it, but once he clung to you, he wasn't letting go. Because Chris is a pretty big guy, he often takes up the entirety of the bed leaving you with very little room. Chris came up with the solution to just have you drape over him like you're his personal blanket. It works out well; You're safe in his arms and Chris is your own personal furnace. Win-win.
🌙 Chris has a very big protective streak and it often bleeds into jealousy at times. It honestly amuses you when you get hit on by a stranger and they turn around to see your giant boyfriend glaring at them. You love teasing Chris when he's jealous, often earning you a scoff as he snags your hand and drags you off.
🌙 He loves it when you visit him at the base. Whether it's dropping off some food for him or just a surprise stop-by, his heart still races when he gets a call telling him you're here. He loves having you in his office, loves showing you around. He especially loves it when your scent lingers around long enough to have him wishing to be home sooner.
🌙 He hates seeing you cry. He's always hated seeing Claire cry, especially when she was a baby, and now seeing you cry crushes him. He turns into this big, soft teddy bear when you do; Draping you with his burly arms and hugging you firmly, whispering in your ear to calm you down. He especially hates it when you cry when seeing him off, promising you that he'll back sooner than you could believe.
🌙 He cuts down on smoking a whole lot to the point where he smokes only when he's out on missions. He mostly smoked out of stress, but having you in his life really cut it all out of his system. It feels nice nipping the nasty habit in the butt after all these years, mostly.
🌙 It drives him mad when you croon and compliment him; Especially his muscles. Chris can punch boulders and wrestle with monsters beyond belief, but being complimented by his lover? Straight putty in your hands. He's not subtle with it either, which often earns him a laugh and a scoff before you compliment him anyway.
🌙 Loves to wrestle. He's not often the one to start it, but he always ends up finishing it. When you tease him and playfully push and prod, he gives you exactly one warning with a smirk on his face before you find yourselves wrestling around. It always leads to you being pinned by your wrists and Chris leaning in to give you a quick kiss before letting you up.
🌙 Compliments are a big thing with Chris. He loves nothing more than telling you just how perfect you are no matter what the occassion is. He loves standing in the doorway watching you get dressed or even just doing something mundane around the house and he'll just compliment you softly.
🌙 Chris is a big dog person. He had dogs growing up, but he hasn't had them since. He loves petting every dog he comes across though when they're friendly and especially not zombified. Chris often hints to you about wanting a dog. He's thinks he's being subtle, but leaving pictures of dogs around the place isn't your idea of subtle. Imagine his surprise when you surprise him for his birthday with with a German shepherd puppy.
hes the biggest warmest bear. you want food? he's already running downstairs grabbing your snacks. you want a bath? he's picking you bridal style, using your favourite bath bombs and making sure the temperature is perfect for you. he would in the meantime clean the mess you both made and after pull you close to his chest whispering praises and how much he loves you. he'd do absolutely anything for you just to make sure you feel loved and comfortable.
body part :- what's his favorite bodypart of yours?
chris is definitely an ass guy. he'd give your ass a firm smack just to hear you let out a little "ow" never hard enough to actually hurt, just enough to tease you. he'd have the cockiest smirk on his face whenever he noticed the faint outline of his handprints on your ass. and in public? his arm would always be wrapped around your lower waist, his fingers casually brushing against your ass every now and then.
cum :- anything to do with cum basically
inside. he would be the one to cum inside of you and watch himself leak out of you smirking seeing how good you took him. he loves tasting you, always licking his fingers clean after he fingers you.
dirty secret :- pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs
chris definitely loves it when you call him good boy. he would never admit it though but when it rolls out of your mouth something in him snaps and his eyes darken.
experience :- how many lovers has he had?
his body count is definitely below six. he's never been the type to jump from relationship to relationship because most of his life he's been trying to save the world and carry massive responsibilities. maybe he messed around a little when he was younger, but never in a reckless way or anything close to sleeping around. with you though it's different. he genuinely enjoys your company, loves being around you, savoring every moment with you and only you.
favourite position :- this goes without saying
tie between doggy style or missionary with your legs over his shoulders.
doggy style because he loves the view, his hands gripping your hips while he watches himself disappear into you with every deep thrust, completely obsessed with the way your body reacts to him.
but missionary with your legs over his shoulders drives him just as crazy because he gets to watch your expressions the entire time and loves the way he can see his bulge through your stomach. he never breaking eye contact for too long because he wants to see every little reaction you make for him.
goofy :- are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.
usually not goofy unless one of you make a weird sound, you would whine and try hiding your head reaching for his chest where he would chuckle or grin at you kissing your forehead
hair :- how well groomed are they?
chris is a very very hairy man but he keeps it trimmed not bald
intimacy :- how are they during the moment?
he's definitely a grabby man, his hands are all over you, grabbing and squeezing you, just touching you absolutely everywhere that he can. he would leave deep purple hickeys on you but in places where only he would be able to see them
jack off :- masturbation headcanon
when he's away on missions and missing you badly, he'd probably find himself staring at the photo he keeps of you for a little too long. jacking off eyes closed as he imagines your body against his, replaying the way your fingertips dance across his skin. it makes him more eager to come home safe back to you
kink :- one or more of their kinks
body worshiper, breeding and dirty talk
location :- favorite places to do the do
anywhere private and quiet works for him. one of his top 3 would be the kitchen counter, especially after hes come back from work and sees you cooking dinner for him. but his favorite place will always be the bedroom, mostly because afterward he gets to pull you into his arms, and press soft kisses against your skin while the two of you wind down together.
motivation :-what turns them on
just you. hes completely obsessed with everything about you definitely have him wrapped around your finger. sometimes all it takes is one certain look from you before he's immediately pulling you closer, unable to resist you for even a second before guiding you to his lap and kissing you passionately.
no :-something they wouldn't do, turn offs
nothing that will cause you harm or bondage. I don't think hes the type that would enjoy being tied up or tying you up. he rather be able to feel your hands on him and vice versa.
oral :- preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc
there is nothing more he loves then tasting you. this guy will nibble and suck on your folds forever if he could. he also loves receiving especially when hes beyond exhausted filling out paperwork. he loves the sensation of your tongue on his length and the gag sound you make when you take him whole.
pace :-are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?
depends. sometimes when hes had a shit day or mission he will fuck you relentlessly taking his anger out however he would always consent with you first having a safe word if it gets too much for you. he would also pace slow especially if it's been a date night or he's leaving for a mission. He wants to remember every inch of you before he goes.
quickie :- their opinions on quickies, how often,
although he rather take his time with you, sometimes it's impossible especially if he's needed for work so quickies are a regular thing although he always makes up for it after he comes back to you
risk :- are they game to experiment? do they take risks?
definitely not risky. he would rather wait and take you home knowing you are safe with him then do anything risky
stamina :-how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?
chris is a machine he can go on for multiple rounds without breaking however, he listens to your body more than his and knows when to stop even though he could go on. although i think when hes touch starved he would have shorter rounds.
toys :-do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?
don't think he would be the type of man who would use toys maybe a vibarator for you but there isn't anything his fingers can't do
unfair :- how much they like to tease
he's a massive tease, he loves seeing you overstimulated to the point you got tears in your eyes. he also loves it when you beg for more but if you do it back to him he would dominate you "you really think you can do that to me, huh, sweetheart?"
volume :- how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.
definitely grunts a lot and curses, whispers one or two praises to you but otherwise he's quiet. he enjoys it more when you are the one moaning for him.
wildcard :- a random headcanon for the character
he likes to edge you especially if you two had an argument recently. he likes to remind you how much your body needs him so he would get you close and then pull away and he would keep doing that until you would say sorry to him. he would also say sorry back to you after you two have finished and kiss you passionately.
x ray :- let's see what's going on under those clothes
definitely above average. thick but not veiny.
yearning :-how high is their sex drive?
high sex drive. he's always got his hands on you no matter where you two are. sexual or not, he's possessive and wants everyone to know you are his.
zzz :- how quickly they fall asleep afterwards
he will always wait until you go to sleep first before he sleeps. definitely would admire your face with admiration in his eyes
masterlist
notes :- this is how I imagine chris and I completely understand if you don’t agree ! 🫶
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
DRIFTER ANGST DRIFTER ANGST.
Headcannon time:
I think drifter slowly just fucking lost himself to his own hunger because it just never ends and he feels utter ecstasy when he eats, turning him into the monster he is today.