#calamitycutlass

[teufelskerll-blog]

@calamitycutlass

“Hey. Do you know if this place is any good?” the devil asks, pointing to the cafe he’s standing in front of. he must be an odd sight, all raggedy hair and ripped clothes, but that doesn’t stop him from asking a passerby for help. “I mean, all food is pretty good, but I’m really starving.”

[starswordsovereign]

@calamitycutlass

Most people would perhaps be put off when approached by a man wearing only a speedo, but it was the sunset festa, and many people around were wearing swimsuits, so Seofon wasn’t terribly out of place. The Eternal waves to the man before him, tipping his head a bit so he can get into his line of vision.

“Hello hello. It seems there’s a festival going on here! Might you be able to help me out? I’m afraid I’ve just arrived here, and I am just famished, but don’t seem to have any money. Would you be able to help me out? I will make it worth your while.”

He wasn’t terribly aware that he likely looked like a homeless pervert.

[lystsyn-blog]

“ thinking of tackling the pearl-hunting challenge? i admit, i’ve done more dangerous things with my summer... but it seems easy enough. ”

a clap of her hands, and a smile. she’s psyched herself up.

“ so! i’m sure neither of us will find much, but i’ll see you at the bottom -- that is, if you’re not afraid of a little dive. ”

@calamitycutlass

[expensiveknives]

@calamitycutlass

[You only saw it for a brief moment, but while that guy was either an alien or some weird mutant, he definitely wasn’t squishy. He pulled his hood back on, and looked skittish. Maybe it was because he was clearly a mutant troll. You walk over, with all of the swagger of someone who will totally take out anyone who has something to say about your troll nature, or your olive blood.]

hey * you *|

what’s the deal with the hood * i doubt anyone gives a shit about your horns * so there’s no need to wear it * even if you’re some kind of weird mutant *|

[deadliedown-blog]

@calamitycutlass

Clementine’s experiences with adults are not... quite the most positive, most hurting her in the process of fending for themselves in the events of the apocalypse, and if not that, dying- so she somewhat regrets her decision when she walks up to the older man. He’s carrying a bag of food, it looks like, and she’s hungry.

She takes a deep breath, somewhat preparing for the worst-people aren’t very kind at home about food, understandably-”Where did you get that?”

[absxlutelytheworst]

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Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Battle Theme: Nightmare Fiction II from the   BlazBlue: Chrono Phantasma OST

Battle intro: A folk hero . . .? How . . . . Depressing.

Victory: To be fair you lasted a lot longer than my last partner

Defeat: Wow, credit due where it’s due you can really use your sword

Assist: Just this once, you’re going to owe me big time

Taunt: Tic-tock time’s a wasting, and those kids really don’t have much left

Flee: It has been fantastic chatting with you but look at the time, there’s a city that needs burning

Reacting to Flee: Well I can’t blame him, he’s definitely that type. . . Shame, he won’t make it.

Tie: Ohh, if you keep this rhythm up I might just stay with you all night ♥

Perfect Victory: Can’t expect much from a mortal that doesn’t know their limits I guess

[mcbigbro-archive]

calamitycutlass replied to your post: Just kiss or kill the idiot, sheesh your...

humans are annoying, go be annoying together and wrap things or whatever!

❝ I feel like you’re misunderstanding what’s really going on here-- ❞

[onihanas]

❁ / ; @calamitycutlass !

        EVERYWHERE WAS FOREIGN HERE !  As far as the eye could see, new and strange landscapes and people. Violet eyes darted from one way to the next unable to fully fathom the world that now held her. Oddly enough the most startling sight had yet to appear and when she was finally approached by a half naked man the Youjin visibly stiffened. Bare chest seemed to be imprinted in her memory even as she made a point to avert her gaze. Masking her burning cheeks with a raised arm. 

          ❛ What are you doing ?? How is such indecent behavior accepted here ! ❜