#caliryllis

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Amaryllis: If cats knew what a sin was they wouldn’t even care.

Caliban: I don’t care either. Fuck trigonometry.

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Caliban: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Annabelle: You’re a hazard to society.

Amaryllis: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Amarylls: Do you think we’ll be friends forever?

Calban: Yeah.

Amaryllis: …Does that sadden you?

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Caliban: What did Vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?

Caliban: “Where did my van Gogh”!

Amaryllis: The correct pronunciation of “Gogh” is “Goff”, you uncultured swine.

Caliban: Fuck Gogh.

Peverell: Well actually, both of you are wrong. Vincent van Gogh was Dutch so his name is actually pronounced “van KHOCK”, so suck my Gogh.

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Caliban: Not only am I party rocking but I’m also in the house tonight.

Amaryllis: But are you shuffling?

Caliban: Everyday.

Peverell: We are LITERALLY getting shot at—

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Caliban: I did a little bit of spying on Peverell. Do you want me to spill the beans?

Amaryllis: Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? They’re one of nature’s most densely packed protein sources, and they remain unsullied by flavour.

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Caliban: 🎶He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! He’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!🎶

Amaryllis: 🎶Santa Claus is calling you out!🎶

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Amaryllis: So, what mean thing are we doing today?

Caliban: Today we’re gonna be doing the MEANEST thing yet!

Caliban: We’re going to figure out how we want our coffees this morning, tell Bryan how we would like them made, and then patiently wait until he finishes making them for us!

Amaryllis: Ohhh! And then we can tell him to throw it all away when he’s done because we really said that we wanted almond milk instead of regular coffee.

Caliban:

Caliban: ...No, that’s too mean.

Amaryllis: Who even are you anymore?