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Marlene: What kind of tea is this?

Calista: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

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Wynn: What's your blood type?

Calista: How would I know?

Wynn: How would you not?!

Calista: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner? Discoverer of blood groups?

Wynn: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

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Lizzie: Cass, we need more candy.

Cass: But there's only been like four kids!

Lizzie: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.

Calista: No wonder you're pregnant.

#elizabeth wolfe #cassandra fawcett #calista carmichael #source: friends #i have a FEW Halloween themed posts that are gonna roll out today #and since it's now technically Halloween in EST here's the first one

I want my mother, on her deathbed–four or five years from now–to look at me and say, “That–that is the woman that I raised.” And I want her to be pointing at some other girl, because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not her biological daughter.

Calista Carmichael

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