#callibop

[fluffmonger]

There are two wolves inside you.

One wants a buff magic boyfriend.

The other wants a twink wizard boyfriend.

You are Astrid Critical Role

[fluffmonger]

It arrived! An anniversary present for my lovely @callibop who loves and adores bulbasaurs just a tad more than she loves dice, courtesy of the ever lovely Bag Witch @magicandstitchcraft !

Feat. The whole bulb family, Bulbington IV, Sweetpea, Thyme and Rosemary, and their buddies Pen and Pez.

[fluffmonger]

Mighty Nein Drink Choices go!

Lets see... Im going to assume just in general fave beverage/beverage of choice...

Caleb: Coffee, but with like 6 shots of espresso. Sleep is for the weak, we’ve got research to do.

Jester: Milk, soda, anything sweet, anything chocolate. Anything brightly coloured. Had a martini like, once and regretted it.

Beau: Stay hydrated, get that good water or gatorade or whatever floats your boat. If she’s drinking, she’d probably stick to like beers and ciders and the like. 

Fjord: saltwater  whatever the others are drinking. Likes to do beer tastings and such with beau, and they make fun of the wine snobs beau saw growing up. Also has a soft spot for juices made from tropical fruits.

Nott: whatever has the highest alcohol content, she really doesnt care

Caduceus: Tea, obviously. Likes to experiment with all different kinds,and is fascinated by blooming teas. 

Molly: “I’ll try anything once” that guy who suicides at the drink station, but will also take his friends recommendations to heart. Actually rather likes Cad’s teas, much to his surprise.

Yasha: New things. There weren’t many options in the wastes, so she likes to try. I could see her enjoying fine wines, tbh? A soft and classy barbarian.

[fluffmonger]

Asta, a ragamuffin of a young bunny, and their stuffy Sunflower.

"Every day is a new day, and that's what's so wonderful about life! You never know what's coming next~"

Asta belongs to my partner, and she travels with Julius!

[fluffmonger]

My partner: you're a black cat, who's been passed over 14 times, because who wants a black cat, and you're two years old and everyone only wants kittens anyways. But I want you!

Me: 😭😭😭 I'll be the best lil kitty I swear....

[fluffmonger]

Hey hey hey! You remember that Interview with Two Vampires AU you were telling me about the other day? What about some headcanons for that! Please and Thank you!

So.... The basic premise is Kimblee and Roy are both vampires (duh). Kimblee turned Roy at some point for... reasons I’ve not yet worked out.

The thing is, Kimblee is 1000% in love with exactly what he is. A creature of the night who hunts down humans, and drinks their blood and all of that.

Roy, after several years being a creature of night and darkness etc... is having moral quandaries and shit, questioning whether it’s even right for him to exist, to survive, what is the point of surviving if he must survive as a brute... Being a Dramatic Bitch. (Because what’s the point of vampires without drama??) They... come into conflict. A lot. But they also need each other, because they’re fairly isolated, and if he’s honest, Roy is just as powerful as Kimblee, but also kinda clueless. So it’s an unhealthy, almost codependent dynamic to begin with...

And then Roy, trying to remind himself of where he came from, and questioning if he is still in fact Human in some capacity starts to fall for this girl.. who doesn’t know secret. (yes, it is Riza).

And then Riza ends up entwined with Kimblee because Kimblee is hoping having someone new around might perk Roy up. And Roy is.... Not Pleased At All. And from there well... things start to spiral into an actual story.

Some dialogue stuff I wrote:

"We are but monsters.... Tell me, whats the good of having power, if we can only use this power to hunt, to kill?"

"Having power, obviously. You and I Roy, we're among the privileged few who get to watch this world burn. Is there anything joyous?

I’m so sorry, this isn’t actually headcanons proper... I’m still trying to work out the details of the AU, ahaha.... But I wanted to share this anyways!

[fluffmonger]

For the sentences prompt: 55 “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” For KarleyKain

I’m so sorry this took ages to write, but I hope the wait’s been worth it!

Wordcount: 468

Rating: G

Read on Ao3 here!

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“Hey Kain, do you ever think about the future?”

“Well yeah, ‘course I do.”

“What do you think it’s going to be like?”

Kain shrugged, the movement jostling the reclining Karley. “Well I mean, it’ll be different, that’s for sure. The people are ready for change, but those still in power… the bureaucracy…”

“Your Mustang is a hard man.”

“So is your Queen.”

“My Queen isn’t poised to take over as Fuhrer, not after what your crew pulled on the Promised Day.”

Kain sighed, and pulled away slightly, retreating into himself. “Sorry…”

“It’s fine. That was years ago, and… it’s for the best. I can’t see her anywhere but Briggs.” Karley sat up, and pulled Kain closer to him once again. “What… what do you think about us?”

“You’re going to laugh.

“No I won’t!”

“Promise?”

“Promise.”

“I…. see us living in the country back East, with some dogs and our radios, looking out for our friends and their kids when they travel.” He couldn’t look at Karley. “But that’s…. Dumb.”

“No, not at all! I…. Kain, that sounds like the most perfect future.”

“Oh, says you, Mr. Rising in the Ranks, noticed by Grumman himself, set up for a very successful career.”

“No, I mean it. Before Briggs, I had nothing. I was just some angry kid. General Armstrong gave me a purpose. After… After we learned about the Promised Day… I’d never been so afraid before… those tunnels… the battle… And the Captain….” he shuddered and choked, tensing.

“You don’t have to talk about it.”

“I-I’m fine. I’m fine. I… Kain, I was nothing. I didn’t have anything to live for. Now I have… I have Amestris, I have the Queen, I have you. And I have hope. I… I can see a future now, for the first time in years.”

“Karley…”

“No! No, I really mean it, it’s not some joke or prank or something, not this time. I want that future. I want to live, beyond Briggs, with you.

“Karley….”

“You don’t have to say anything else! I know it’s foolish and sentimental. I don’t… I don’t even have a ring yet, but I want to marry you Kain, you know Grumman changed the laws and I’ve got a job here now and…”

“Alistair!” Kain practically shouted, and startled, Karely turned, looking back at his face.

“Just shut up and kiss me already, ok?”Kain was smiling, the boldness unlike him. Karley blinked, blinked again, and then returned the smile.

“Well yes sir, Lieutenant Feury, sir!”

“Oh cut it out.” he laughed as he stroked Karley’s hair. “We’ll go to the courthouse tomorrow.”

“I can’t wait.” And with that, Karley pulled him in close, and kissed him with a special passion.

The only thing that could be sweeter was stepping into their future together.

[littlebutfiery]

For the alignment meme, probably a Depressed Bitch, which I say with as much love in my heart.

“Where on the depressed/edgy/whatever the other one is bitch/thot/bastard scale do you fall?”

You are so right, and so valid.