Emotional Support Depressed Bastard

Em. 28. She/her. Bi. Sagittarius. Lawful good. Catgirl supreme.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[creepymutelilbugger]

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[ganons-kingdom]

[flagellant]

me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!

[cipheramnesia]

Okay, good news first, it's quite a bit brighter.

[cipheramnesia]

Also, I located the canary, so that's a positive.

[cipheramnesia]

However,

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i spent half an hour on this

[evilscientist3]

[memeuplift]

[chokopoppo]

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

[swords-n-spindles]

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

[mapplestrudel]

"No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it" is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

[sunfortune]

Did you see that macklemore straight up called what's happening to palestinians genocide. an ally to the gays and palestinians 😭

no way i was expecting a very generic statement but Wow. i have to give it to him. bc i don’t even expect the barest of a #freepalestine hashtag from most american celebrities

[elliejaybird]

Crayon Calico Cat

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[morganoperandi]

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

[queerpeers]

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

[queerpeers]

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

[the-ladyguinevere]

Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly

[ladyshinga]

[tanadrin]

we need a universal grocery classification system like the dewey decimal to aid in shelving, so i don’t have to figure out whether you think maple syrup goes with the sauces, breakfast foods, jams, or condiments

[hypokeimena]

#the chewy decimal system (via @crafty-butch)

[lesbianredpanda]

Me playing any video game ever: “I need to keep at least one of every item in this game or else I will die in real life”

[littlebutfiery]

i never comment on ao3 so im coming into your house to say i just finished reading your fic 'the prodigal son' and oh my god that was so good... im sure other people have said much more insightful things about it but i just have to say... it consumed me for two weeks... im a changed person......... godspeed

Omg thank you so much 😭😭😭 that means so much to me, I’m very proud of that fic so I love hearing that it touched other people too. Thank you for reading!! ❤️

[filthyprotozoan]

there really is something in how AI art cant get human hands right vs. some of the oldest art we have is our handprints on a wall. im not gonna write the poem you get it. the themes.