#calslaundry

[filthy-rat]

Madge, stop making me thirsty for the priest man

i absolutely will not, have a good day

[clareguilty]

My favourite story is the one about us where we fall in love and run away together 🥺❤

Omg ME TOO and then we live happily ever after <3

[regiqoa]

💖Guzma!!

(Thank yoooouuuuuuu! :’D <3)

Petnames Guzma calls me:

Lovebug

Sweetheart

Angel

Princess

Babygirl/baby doll

Honeybee

Ladybug

Baby cake

We love cuddling.

We’re a duo of Sickening Sweethearts because none of us are afraid of PDA, much less in front of the Grunts.

We have an incredible wholesome sex life.

Guzma once had saved money to make a reservation for the two of us on the Hano Grand Resort as a little getaway but one of the Grunts (Tupp, more precisely) ruined everything. For more details, come to my messages and I will tell you the whole story.

[zarcake-writes]

Revenge NSFW asks! 😈 About You: 11 and 13 please!

Hehehehe

11. Explain your ultimate fantasy.God, I have a few. The first one that comes to mind is a big man pulling down an alley and trapping me against a wall. One of his hands holds my waist, while the other wraps around my neck or cups my face. His mouth is inches from mine and he speaking low, saying how good I look and how much he wants me. He can’t wait till we’re home. We fuck in the alley, his large body shields me from view, but anyone who looks can see what we’re doing.

13. What are your turn-offs?I’m not a fan of cigarettes smokers, the smell irritates my nose gives me a headache. However, I will admit some people look good smoking. Bad hygiene is another turn-off, take a bath on the regular, brush your teeth, and use some deodorant. 

[kuroshibacos]

My friend, I never realised you cosplayed Bucky! 😍 A phenomenal job, as always, though it's definitely become my very favorite of yours! ❤️

THANK YOU mate! XDHe’s definitely one of my favourite builds. That metal arm took me so long to sand down!!! 🤣💀

[clareguilty]

For the vibe: 2!

Hewwo cal ilysm pls stop being far away i would like to smooch ur handsome face thanku 😙😚😗😙😚😗😙😚😗😙

[lokihiddleston]

Good afternoon! I saw you've been having some difficulty, but I've followed you for a long long time. You've always been so kind, and while yes, you provide beautiful gifs, your kindness and enthusiasm has been so incredible this whole time. Have a great week!

[ninacide]

Happy Valentine's day, my dear! *smooooooooch*

this made me very happy. ( ˃̶᷇ ‧̫ ˂̶᷆ ) thank you Cal! happy Valentine’s to you tooo💓