#camjsmythe

[jessiemcintosh]

[delivered to jessie’s door w/ w/e her fave flowers are and probs some sort of chocolates (bc zoey probs insisted and stuff) in a cute lil box with the words ‘aunt and godmother’ engraved on the back] 

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: Go ahead. I'm not talking to them any time soon.

[TEXT]; You’re so fucking stubborn, you know that?

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: I'm perfectly fine without them. Have been for years.

[TEXT]; You don’t know what you’re missing, squirt.

[TEXT]; Anyway, either you tell them about Zoey or I will. You can’t keep this forever, even though you’re not like, deliberately hiding it.

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: That's fine. [Text]: Except I am.

[TEXT]; That’s not healthy, Cam.

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: Yeah sure. I'm sure Zoey will be excited about that. [Text]: Will do. [Text]: What?

[TEXT]; Awesome, looking forward to it. Would Saturday work?

[TEXT]; You can’t just try to live at peace with yourself without any sort of communication from Mom and Dad. 

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: Why thank you. [Text]: Whenever I suppose. But uh, meeting your niece, I have no idea. That's a question for Zoey. I'd say a few months but I'm not totally sure. [Text]: Fuck no. I haven't talked to either of them in years.

[TEXT]; I’m free this weekend. Come over with good wine and I’ll cook for us yeah?

[TEXT]; Well, give me a call when she’s almost due so I can visit. I don’t wanna be halfway in a cruise in the Bahamas when she’s giving birth.

[TEXT]; Cam...

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: I'm just /that/ much of a lazy ass.

[TEXT]; You’re such a little shit.

[TEXT]; So, when do I get to meet my sister-in-law and my niece... nephew?

[TEXT]; Also, do Mom and Dad know?

[wesleysmythe-blog]

[Text]: Lol whoops, sorry.

[TEXT]; See, I can’t tell if you’ve been purposefully keeping this from me or if you’re just that much of a lazy ass to not have bothered introducing your wife, to your family.