#canadadouche

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I think that y’all are missing the point about guns. Besides law enforcement and crooks, who really buys tons of guns are hunters. The same hunters that are taking their children on their first hunt at a very young age to bond and create memories. The same children that later on in life are going to be doing the same thing to their kids. How about we start considering the hunting lobby? Have you ever thought how much money that makes? Money buys power. Power makes rules. You know, just saying. #canadadouche #huntersbuyguns

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If you wear the skins of abused, tortured and murdered animals we will find you... and we will sticker you. 

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This blog escapade started in 2012 as a joke - to call attention to the obnoxious attitudes that emerge when one rocks a Canada Goose jacket. 

And almost three years later, mission accomplished 

- Canada Douche on Urban Dictionary - Canada Douche on a MTV blog - Canada Douche mentioned on an ABC News blog although it argues pro Canada Goose - Hashtags all over Twitter and Instagram, etc.

The problem now is that people are knowingly acting like Canada Douches and are "okay" with it. Simply hashtagging or calling attention to their douchery in some ways alleviates them from their obnoxious attitudes. Canada Douche isn't saying that - it's just how it is. I guess "meta" is the word I'm leaning towards.

Anywaaaaaaaays. Canada Douche is going to stop making snippy remarks and posting pictures we find.

However, if we receive good pictures with awesome captions, we'll be posting those  - anonymously of course. 

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This is late, but I can say Canada Douche has made it when someone dresses up as a "Canada Douche" for Halloween. So much win. Thank you, whoever you are!

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"There's a glitch in the matrix."

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Oh my god, I need to upload this to my ipod!!!

Definitely a very well written song. Thank you!!!

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We've been waiting for a video like this!

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Canada Goose, Sports Illustrated and Kate Upton

It's hard to deny the atrocity that is the latest Sports Illustrated magazine cover featuring Kate Upton rocking a Canada Goose jacket. But as all readers know, Canada Douche is in the market of "talking shit." Instagram user @Furfreela can articulate it better:

"Congrats @Sportsillustrated! You've managed to objectify both women and animals in one photo! Question, isn't the SI swimsuit issue supposed to be a magazine full of supermodels wearing itty bitty bikinis?

Why on earth would SI feature real fur on the cover of their skimpy bathing suit issue?  

What a baneful choice in featuring such a morally inferior company like Canada Goose. Their abominable display of animal cruelty is no secret. @canadagoose_inc is known worldwide for their cruel, unnecessary, and abundant display of animal cruelty.

Each year in Canada, over 100,000 coyotes are trapped and killed in cruel leg-hold, Conibear and snare traps. In agony and confusion, animals often break teeth and bones trying to escape. Canada Goose chooses to trap and kill coyotes, but thousands upon thousands of non-target animals (yes, even companion animals) are victims of these heinous traps. The animals have three option.  Try to chew off their trapped body part.  Bleed, freeze, or starve to death.  Or wait in agony to be "dispatched" by the trapper. Again, this is all for a piece of decorative trim for an overpriced coat.  

Please do not buy this issue and do not support Canada Goose. If you must "ooh and ahh" over supermodel's bodies, choose a different publication. The Internet is full of FREE bathroom material, don't buy this rubbish. (By the way SI, you can count on a strongly worded letter to the editor from yours truly)"

@Furfreela hit the nail on the head with "managing to objectify women and animals in one photo." Canada Douchery is all fun and games, yes, but when you break it down and look at what hundreds of thousands of animals go through just so that stuck up douchebags can look "fly," that's just disgusting. It's about time consumers thought more about the BRANDS they CHOOSE to represent.