#canon experience

[atsecretgardensinmymind]

gay panic if i’ve ever seen it

[troystory-enthusiast]

being the eldest everything means being recruited last minute into being a face painter for a kids bday party approx an hour before having had ZERO experience or knowledge on how to work with face paint OR do any design whatsoever!

anything for my literal children tho I raised those bitches myself thank you very much.

[why-is-it-always-raining]

YALL ONE OF MY BISEXUAL FRIENDS CAME OUT TO OUR SLIGHTLY HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTIAN FRIEND

AND THE CHRISTIAN FRIEND SHOT HIM WITH A NERF GUN

AND THEN THEY WERE FINE

AND THE CHRISTIAN FRIEND STARTED WATCHING GAY POSITIVE SERMONS AND

[why-is-it-always-raining]

y’all,,

so I was at GSA and we were going around saying why we were there and some people were like “I’m an ally” or “it’s a safe space” or “I feel good here”

but then it came to the guy beside me

and keep in mind he’s a stereotypical hearthrob the girls love

and when he was called on he looked the teacher dead in the face and with the most deadpan expression and monotone voice he said,,,

“because I’m gay.”

[why-is-it-always-raining]

fooooood

this morning the catering teacher realized she made a mistake so she called down me and three other kids to help her make the food

so we started doing the potatoes and garlic and I was like ten potatoes in

but then suddenly the principal bursts through the doors and goes “ABANDON THE POTATOES WE’RE SHORT ON LEEKS”

and that’s how we ended up down in the kitchens dicing leeks with the principal and Queen playing on the stereo in the background

[why-is-it-always-raining]

IVE WON ALL OF MY CLASS’S KAHOOT GAMES SO FAR AND AT THIS POINT IM TOO AFRAID TO GET ANYTHING LESS THAN FIRST PLACE SEND HELP

[why-is-it-always-raining]

I’m so bad at cooking I just failed at fucking popcorn

[why-is-it-always-raining]

science class

A/N: our unit is reproductive organs right now, and we're not allowed to move in class unless free working block

ME: *dutifully finishing up assignment on computer so I can focus on the jokes the boys will make about the reproductive organs later*

TEACHER: *leaves class*

R: *comes up* QUICK WHAT'S ELEVEN

ME: *scrolls quickly*

QUESTION ELEVEN: prostate gland

R: *loudly, to himself while running back to his desk before our Teacher comes* OK PROSTITUTE GLAND GOT IT

ME, to ER: should I tell him

ER: no let him suffer