#cantankerous-bastard

[visionofnoxus]

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“High Major Commodore of the First Legion Third Multiplication Double Admiral Artillery Vanguard Company“ Swain muttered out loud, staring at the letter in front of him. He looked up at the courier who’d brought the letter. “He won I presume?” The Grand General asked. Getting a hasty nod from the soldier. “Very well, let’s make him triple admiral. IF he deals with that minotaur issue in the southern mountains” He said, writing down the order before sealing the letter and handing it to the courier. “Good luck trying to find the cavalier. He has likely moved already somewhere”.

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Swain acknowledges Kled’s power and ambition. He also considers the yordle a remarkable source of headache.

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[xxblessedariaxx]

(cantankerous-bastard) “Keep your fucking hands to yourself.”

Penelope was hugging Kled as she usually would, but then she felt Kled pull away from her hug. “Eh? Kled, what’s wrong?” She wanted to know what was up with him, he usually didn’t mind it usually when she’d give him hugs.

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[xxblessedariaxx]

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Penelope looks at him and her eyebrow raises while blushing a bit. “Aye, Old Man, y-you’re feelin’ a bit affectionate aren’t ye?” Penelope was surprised she really didn’t expect Kled of all yordles to cuddle her out of no where. Least to say she thought it was cute.

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[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

(cantankerous-bastard) ω (From Skaarl!)

     “Dang nabit, Skaarl!” the old yordle yelped. 

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[undead-behemoth]

(cantankerous-bastard) Hey there (Reverse?)

Send “Hey there” to pin my character against the wall and kiss them.

Sion saw a Yordle with familiar fur turning the corner. The giant thought it was the Yordle kid who had fun times with him. He playfully turned the same corner and grabbed the small creature up, then quickly kissed on his forehead.

And it was almost an instant that he realized the Yordle is not that kid.What have I done, he thought, looking down at the small furry creature.

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(cantankerous-bastard) "Oi, ya better be watchin' where yer walkin', or I'll chop yer legs clean off!" Kled bellowed as he'd poke Zoey in the back with his pole-ax, crossing his arms once the human noticed him.

The young woman yelped from being poked in the back. She quickly turned around and looked down at the old yordle. “Maybe I will if ya watch where ya poke tha’ thing!” she snapped back at him.

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[hook-and-chains]

(cantankerous-bastard) MUSIC

I just imagine him jousting and just getting all hyped up to this song XD

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