#canyonyap

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funniest lore about being an undiagnosed disabled child is when i would start to crash my family would call it “flopping”. look at this L child and their cuntless behavior. get off the floor babe no one thinks it’s cute.

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trying to periscope that man’s asshole with my mind’s lance tbh. i want to make him moan like the woman she could be. (NORMAL ABOUT THE CHARACTER)

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official art is scary wdym the character looks like that

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you ever hear of paradoxical undressing? i’m doing something not unlike that to my bank account.

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i wish corporations were people because i bet it would feel good as fuck to drag nvida’s corpse around and swing it like a ragdoll

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instead of running away from my problems i’m now just walking away from them. if they catch up fine then i’ll deal with them

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ah, my mistake… #mymistake

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kh2 sora going “give me strength!” is looping in my head rn as an anti-crash out measure. i don’t think it will work