Three seasons deep and Sabrina Morningstar neé Spellman hasn't learned a damn thing. She's still as impulsive and unthinking as she was the first episode.
I'm only two episodes in, so far Sabrina has gotten her friends to go to hell and be tortured, commit the felony of body snatching, perform a terrible rendition of Run DMC. I cant wait until she doesn't heed Lucifers warning of "the realms need one another for balance" and she brings hell on earth. I will laugh as she looks confused only to then give some high and mighty white feminist-esque speech.
As queen of hell she's negating her duties, because apparently after 17 years as a worshiper of satan she's forgotten what they do. Sabrina has refused to take Lilith's "Ruling Hell 101" lessons seriously. Roz told her don't go in blind to save the little girl, did it anyway almost got herself and the little girl killed. Brought Nick/Lucifer to the mortal realm against everyone's warnings; messing everything up with his entrapment because she refuses to do any sort of checks and balances.
Why does everyone keep doing things for her? Time and time again she screws up and is saved by someone else; only for her to get the credit, as if its not her fault she didn't heed the advice of "Don't Sabrina. You don't know what you're doing". Why does anyone like her? She's white feminism incarnate. Why are Nick and Harvey in love with her, what has she not made worse for them?
For all of season two I couldnt understand why Nick was falling head over heels for this girl. She was selfish and arrogant all the while messing up everything at every turn.
Prudence is the only one who really sees through Sabrina's bull, but it feels like they are going to write a big change of heart storyline for her.
Anyway, all of this to say Hail Queen Prudence. This show should've been about her.
Update E5: Are you fucking kidding me. Beelzebub jr made of clay is not about to become Team Sabrina! For what fucking purpose? Why, because she asked him if he has no honor? Fuck this show. Caliban can go die in a kiln.
Update E6: no this little brat didn’t yell at Nick because he called her out for her bullshit. It took her two hours to convert Halloweentown 2: Caliban’s Revenge to her side and now he wants marriage instead of a total take over. Now Roz is incapacitated in stone and the Aphrodite spell failed because guess who’s still in love with the Sabrina the teenage brat? Ugh.
