1. Who would win in a fight?
Armin can’t kill Titans worth shit (sorry bby) so
2. Who would be a better roommate?
Well Armin’s like really smart right so he could do my math homework for me but Colossal Titan is prob??? like just way funner and could eat peopel I didn’t like I mean can I just have them both best of both worlds ya know
welllllllllllllllllllllllllll considering titans don’t have dicks
4. Who I’d pick to be my presidential running mate
Colossal Titan could instill fear in my enemies but Armin is still??? really strategically smart???? so????? can I have both again
5. Whose shoulder you’d cry on?
Colossal Titan would prob just eat me so
6. Who would make a better parent?
ok wouldn’t you love a parent who could just smash all the people you hate to pieces Colossal Titan defs
titans are scary and Armin is a qt patootie so really wtf do u think