#captain callan

[modisalive]

Callan: can you describe the man who shot you?

Feakins: yeah, he wasn't very nice

[neopuff]

i always forget about callan's evo form. it's kind of ballin, idk. way better than noah's HAHAHA

[genrex-headcanons]

Callan is a married man.

[rabbit-miza]

I wonder what Captain Callan's first name is...

[spearcast]

HEY IF IT'S ANYONE WITH THE SUPERB ASS, IT'S ME.

Bahahahahahahaha XD

Hmn. That may be true.

[a-crab-called-diz]

Callan doesn't need illegal drugs - all HE has to do to see some trippy shit is go to work.

Today he finds himself watching a quirky latino genius scientist and a creepy four armed EVO monster girl in a school uniform (who, by the way, is supposed to be their captive/test subject) play pattycake.

Black Knight ordered Caesar to use Breach for experimentation. Black Knight was going to flip her shit when she found out Caesar's idea of "experimentation". This is probably NOT what she had in mind.

But Callan isn't going to tell her - she can find out on her own. Caesar is a big brother, and Breach is just a girl. Caesar has always secretly wondered what it might be like to have a little sister. His big brother instincts will not allow him to do the kind of experiments on Breach that he KNOWS BK is expecting, but really, she never told him specifically what experiments she wanted. That's her fault...so experimentation thus far has consisted of discussions of favorite colors, testing her preferences in desserts, favorite animals, and her views concerning how comfortable her accommodations are at Providence.

According to Caesar, this is not a game of pattycake - its a very scientific means of testing her hand-eye coordination.

Callan sighs - the crazy shit I get paid to do...

Generator Reset tinychat...this is YOUR fault, I hope you know.

[nanitesandmangosmoothies]

Caesar: "Not that you aren't welcome Captain, but may I ask what you are doing in my lab half dressed?" Calan: "Right, about that, someone interrupted my training and said I needed to get these papers to you right quick. Seemed urgent." Caesar: "...but, why-" Calan: "Well, Caesar, not many of the grunts feel safe around your lab."

((Had I been born a writer, I could have come up with a nifty story about this encounter ending in lab table sex, but I am not such, so here.))

[keithingitreal]

Anyone following me not expecting weird gay stuff must be out of their mind at this point.

Alright running joke on GRtwitter is that Callan is scared of bunnies...it's Caesar's fault of course.

So, what does Caesar do for Easter? Yeah, this. He's sort of an asshole. If I were Calan I think I'd deck him.

HAPPY EARLY EASTER KALAMARIMATRIX! >:D