#captain dumbass

[spinach-pine]

does the enterprise have a news panel? i think they do. cus look who's made the front page.

[johnwalkerrrrr]

Kind of want the rest of the team just random calls John Captain Dumbass or captain taco, any captain _____

that will be hilarious.

like John does something so reckless and got himself hurt and Yelena calls him captain dumbass

[imustbesogay]

Going down 🥀

[mychemicalpilotsatthefallout]

how does steve not have any annoying "captain [insert]" nicknames? and the fucking avengers call themselves his friends. bitch there's a reason he started that civil war and the avengers ain't it. it was over the one decent guy (who happens to be like the best person ever thank you very much) who actually had a nickname for him. fuck the avengers #teambarnes

captain smartass #captain dumbass #captain get-your-dick-up-my-ass

[spinach-pine]

biOlogY aS iN ... vULcaN biOlogY 🥴🥴🥴

not mine !!!

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[spinach-pine]

this is a conversation jim and bones definitely had at some point.

[spinach-pine]

my favourite three braincells

[themaliciousravioli]

Who's the hotter Captain, Jim or Janeway?

Yes