how does steve not have any annoying "captain [insert]" nicknames? and the fucking avengers call themselves his friends. bitch there's a reason he started that civil war and the avengers ain't it. it was over the one decent guy (who happens to be like the best person ever thank you very much) who actually had a nickname for him. fuck the avengers #teambarnes
captain smartass #captain dumbass #captain get-your-dick-up-my-ass










