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Arcturus: *clicks pen*

Lovett: *clicks pen in response*

Zacharias: stop that

Arcturus: stop what?

Zacharias: I know you two are talking about me in morse code

Arcturus: yes Zacharias, we took a class on an incredibly outdated form of communication so we could talk about you in front of you

*later*

Arcturus: *to Edmund* that's exactly what we did

Arcturus: I'm stone cold. Unbreakable. A true ice prince.

Lovett: *smiles*

Arcturus: I'm a mess. Someone help.

Lovett: Are you cooking?

Arcturus: I wanted to do something nice for all of you.

Lovett: But instead you cooked?

Lovett: Why do you assume I know how to arrange hair?

Arcturus: Because yours always looks so nice.

King Harold: Wait, is he being charming? How do we know this isn’t an imposter?

Lovett: Okay people, take a look at my buddy board and find your randomly assigned buddy.

Fletcher and Othello: *screaming*

Lovett: *frantically switching the buddies* oh look, Fletcher and Othello got assigned to each other! What are the odds?

Othello: Yay!

Fletcher: Yay!

Arcturus: What do I say to Elaine?

Harold: Just be yourself, say something nice.

Arcturus: Which one? I can’t do both.

King Harold: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Lovett: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Fletcher: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Sylva dug her nails into my arm during a sad movie.

Cress: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Othello: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Sylva: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing on Lysander.

Arcturus: ...

Arcturus: I have emotional scars.

Arcturus: what makes you feel better when you feel terrible?

Lovett: my family

Arcturus: ew

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