#captain please

[hockeybot]

"What a great pass by Radek Faksa, laid it right on the ugly tape job of Jamie Benn who couldn't elevate again, though, it's the same thing. Couldn't get around that pad, took his frustration out on Teravainen.

There's a- there's a mad man right there!"

CHI@DAL 27.12.2026

[waltzing-rats]

Little BIC thought; At some point, Musashi manages to overwork himself to the point where he is forced to take a break and possibly get knee braces;

And those things end up being like a cone of shame for him, he just constantly looks like a sad wet puppy because he isn’t allowed to run or do his usual funny business

[junofficercore]

I'm so impatient, I need the link to the live now or I'm gonna explode or sm 🙏

[caulkersmate]

Day Two of Woman Spotting

I fear for my f*ggtry.

[bugsandburners]

I watched some chonky kitty fall out of a window, so I picked him up and carried his snuggly ass up to his apartment to the surprise of his owners who proceeded to laugh at him for five minutes- this was an hour ago- got to meet his brother cat, who I've been told is usually the one who falls out of the window, got home, took a shower, and my cat still hisses at me after sniffing my hands

[aybaybader]

i need aaron judge to wake up

[swatcaptain]

Hank leans on David's desk and gestures to the two RK800's that already look like they're gonna start something. "How much you wanna bet they start another fight, captain?"

He looks up from his work, to see where Hank was gesturing. He wasn't about to get up and step in...unless he has to. He glanced over to Hank, his face and tone still his usual seriousness "Depends on the wager, Lieutenant. I think we'll agree they will more then likely start fighting again. I think the more important question is....who will start it, and who will win it"

He put down what he was working on to lean against his desk to watch. "My bet's on 60"

[starlaunlisted]

❤️🎄🎁⭐️ Merry Christmas ⭐️ 🎁🎄❤️