#captain rhubarb

[cylisse-ae]

All Around Lore - Alutian Update

“What happened to the ruins of Alutea after we laid the Champion of Earth to rest? There's an entire abandoned city over that ledge. Lorekeepers and Undine personnel are still mapping it out. We've learned a lot about the Alutians." - Queen Victoria

"I asked if Captain Rhubarb would like to join us. This was where Beryl lived for such a painfully long amount of time. He politely turned down the offer, concluding that she's resting where she belongs now. Home, in Rheum. Let the remaining kin of the Aluteans have their city."

"But, there was only one left, and they delved into the sea to be free. The Water Elves, Merpeople, Sirens, and other seadwellers keep their distance. To them, Alutea is still cursed. Even more so, now that the Avatar of Water has gone...silent. I don't blame them. It's eerie."

"For now, my forces are guarding Alutea's ruins as dialogue with several Water Elf groups continues. It's to prevent the Cult - I'm sorry, I meant the Kult of the Depths from moving in. They're growing rapidly, and will desecrate Alutea's deceased if left to their own devices."

[hdawg1995]

DragonFable Trainer Bracket

Hello DragonFable fandom, tumblr has given me polls!

so heres how its going to work: there are 16 trainable classes in DF.

first round/bracket will have all 16 trainers facing off against each other. the method to the madness will be similarities in vibe, popularity, and isiri vs tomix because i'm making you choose between bad boi squimbus and space booba best girl.

ROUND ONE: COMPLETED

Typhon vs Rhubarb

Galnoth vs Artix

Malifact's ghost vs Alz’ein

Zhoom vs Etaos

Isiri vs Tomix

Zorbak vs Maya/Chilly

The Cauldron sisters vs Symone

Yix vs The Man in the Mountain

ROUND TWO: COMPLETED

Tomix vs Alz’ein

Artix vs Captain Rhubarb

The Cauldron sisters vs Zorbak

Man in the Mountain vs Etaos

ROUND THREE (Semi Finals) COMPLETED

Tomix Vs Etaos

Artix Vs Zorbak

FINAL ROUND

Artix Vs Tomix

Bonus Round! UNDERDOG VS CHAMPION

Polls will begin tonight at 12am midnight EST.

EDIT: there was a mistake during Round 1 that result in Symone being on the bracket twice. this has been fixed (all though the match up is very unfair now)

[tomixslefttoe]

Thyton: Fortunately, I have a few knives up my sleeves.

Rhubarb: I think you mean “tricks.”

Thyton, pulling several knives out of his sleeves: I do not.

[hdawg1995]

ROUND 2 CLASS TRAINERS

Artix (Paladin)

Captain Rhubarb (Pirate)

Voting ended onMar 15, 2023

[textsfromlore]

(403):

He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.

[imagine-dragonfable]

Imagining Captain Rhubarb coming up with an impossibly complex dungeon that was an interlocking, rotating series of rooms to confound the ninjas and keep them from his booty. Imagine the Rhubarb’s cube. 

[hellyesaegames]

df releases → rhubarb victorious (talk like a pirate day 2014, pt 2)

Rhubarb: Ye put forth a good show, Cap'n! T' Autumn Wind be a fair sight when she unfurls her sails! Mazurek: Ye be a Cap'n worth yer salt, Rhubarb!

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Mazurek: I tried me best, Tom.

[hellyesaegames]

df releases → more booty (talk like a pirate day 2014)

Will ye be sailin' wit' th' Autumn Wind or th' Red Betty on the Quest fer More Booty? Choose yer favorite Cap'n and set sail t' help them get the most booty!