#captainawesker

[stardustastrid]

I bet your pie sucks anyways. :< (You are probably imagining it. You've gone crazy, and don't know what happened. It's okay, there is a place for crazy people like you..)

As the fable goes, "It is easy to despise what you cannot get."

(Mmm, nope. Pretty sure I was lucid that entire time. Pretty sure the people bones in Holly's dish weren't a hallucination either.)

[stardustastrid]

.. I don't like you. (He could have been holding it for someone.. :I )

I believe there's a club for that.

It's called "Those Idiots Over There Who Aren't Getting Any Pie."

(It was sitting next to a partially-eaten rack of people-ribs. Yeah, no.)

[stardustastrid]

Well, if your face is not a big huge phallus, neither is Wesker. So, nyeh. (THAT IS TOTAL BULLSHIT)

Nyeh yourself.

(There was a fileted human leg in his fridge. With a tattoo still visible.)

[stardustastrid]

Dear Astrid, your horrible friend killed Wesker's dog. You.. I just don't like you. I hate you, actually, for the trouble you caused him. But.. I'm sorry you're being called a slut. That isn't fair at all. There are many words I would use to describe you, but that word, and any variation of it, is not one. You're not a slut.. I still dislike you a lot though.

Um...thanks? I think?

And I said I was sorry about Holly, that was not my doing, and I was pissed off about it because I like animals.

(Also, Wesker is a dick.)

[stardustastrid]

ooc: Beltane Guest List

All right, folks! The big day is almost upon us. All the preparations have been made, I've got tons of music queued up, and to top it off, it turns out we're going to be hosting a wedding! Thanks a ton to everyone who's gotten involved thus far. I never expected this to garner so much interest and I'm really looking forward to Monday night.

The guest list for the party is as follows, so that you all can follow each other if you like. Please keep in mind: once the masked icons go up, the player displaying it (while free to pursue non-party threads) is effectively incognito for all participants at the Beltane bash, unless they choose to reveal their identity.

Astrid Peth - askstardustreborn Remy LeBeau - cardsandcapers Castiel - castielofthursday Dean Winchester - dontforgetmypie Max - kalelle Erik - the-huntsman Sigyn - victorybringer Loki - thekillingfrost Thor - thorthesonofodin Jenny - jennynolastname Gabriella - theitaliansniper The Doctor - skinnystreakofnothing The Master - themasterofgallifrey Jacob Hassen - wesensnightmare Achilles - mightyachilles Patroklos - patroklos-of-greece Tony Stark - glowstark Natasha Stark - glowtwins Albert Wesker - captainawesker Clint Barton - hawkeyed-barton Bobbi Morse - agent19 Freja - valhallasbeauty Dr. Strange - sorcererestranged Anabelle Jones - caniquoteyou Tristan LeBeau - pokerandpatches Wanda Maximoff - scarletgypsywitch

If you wish to attend the festivities, please drop me an ask by Monday and I'll be sure to add you.

To All Guests: For threads taking place in and related to the party, please tag & follow "Astrid's Beltane Party" for easy reference. I will make a starting post as early in the evening on Monday as I am able (since I know not everyone can stay up late on weeknights), and will tag all participants, at which point I would request all those attending the party to switch their icon over to their chosen mask.

I will be away this weekend and will return Sunday night, at which point, I will be happy to answer any questions and make updates to the guest list. See you all then!

[fem-clubs-deuce]

My eevee is now named after wesker 

[onlystarsmedic-blog]

captainawesker started following you

C-Captain, I promise I wasn't goofing off, this is just my coffee break.

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captainawesker started following you

Pryvet.