#captainclarkes

[adelaidestuarts]

Clue #1 on how to tell that Barbara is back from vacation: 

The copious amount of Karmy on my dash

[laurelreyes]

laura and lydia as contract killers. but like, not working together. and they've been paid to kill the same person. and they're getting in each other's way and on each other's nerves all the time. i'm so!!!

Gotcha.

The location wasn’t perfect. Laura was willing to bet she was going to get an earful about shooting the target in broad daylight, in public no less, but she didn’t have a lot of time. 

Her finger slid over the trigger and she was about to fire before something tackled her to the side, sending them both crashing to the ground.

No. Not something. Someone.

A very heavy, very annoying someone.

“AGAIN?” She quickly moved her head to avoid the fist attempting to connect to her jaw, trying not to laugh as her attacker hit the ground instead. Good. Maybe a couple of broken fingers would deter him for awhile.

The knee crashing against her stomach proved this wish useless.

Laura quickly grabbed her gun again and pointed it at the man. The redhead raised his arms sarcastically and cocked an eyebrow, as if daring her to pull the trigger.

“Why do you even want him so badly?” he asked, sounding more annoyed than terrified that he was less than five seconds from getting a bullet through her skull. “I know about you. You’re contracted to take targets worth thousands more. Why is this one so important?”

Laura smirked slightly. “You could say it’s a family affair.”

"Wow. You’re more messed up than I thought.”

Laura tucked her weapon back into her waistband, convincing herself that the reason she wasn’t killing the other assassin was that she didn’t want yet another price on her head, and not that she wanted to wipe the grin off his face with something other than a gun.

“You have no idea.”

[ckthebear]

argenterica replied to your post:

i would tag this for misgendering as well just in case, but that would definitely interesting (if they did it respectfully…) also if it was a d-sound then it could be dyke too. lesbian lauren?? bi lauren?? i don’t go here but i Give a Damn

oop thank u thank u i added that to the tags! 

that's what i was thinking but idk i find dyke a rly harsh slur and his tone doesn't seem like he's saying it with hate but more like hey whoa chill i wouldn't tell anyone that ur [whatever the fuck she is] 

so dyke doesn't rly seem to fit?? BUT HEY I WOULD BE SO DOWN FOR BI LAUREN 

captainclarkes replied to your post

i thought this could be it tbh, but it doesn’t make sense bc her father wouldn’t go for it? unless her father doesn’t know OHHH

YOO WHAT IF 

like she's too scared to tell her dad so she tries to cover it up with being overly girly and shit bc that's what daughters are suppose to do right 

OH MAN THIS WOULD BE SUCH A COOL STORY LINE 

[adelaidestuarts]

allthemstilinskifeels replied to your photoset “It’s that kind of a day (▰˘◡˘▰)”

BAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY. ARE. YOU. SO. PRETTY. (LOOK AT THAT SMILE)

captainclarkes replied to your photoset “It’s that kind of a day (▰˘◡˘▰)”

BRUH. HELLA CUTE.

This is why I love you guys

[ckthebear]

For When You Just Can't Dance It Out (alternatively titled: Karma's 'I Fucked Up I Fucked Up So Bad What Is Wrong With Me' Playlist) | a mix for when the dancing is all done and all you're left with is the empty feeling of regret and bad decisions

Pardon Me - He Is We // The Hardest Part - Nina Nesbitt // Let Her Go - Jasmine Thompson // So Soon - Marianas Trench // Just In Case - Conor Maynard // Talk - Kodaline // All Too Well - Taylor Swift // Please Don't Say You Love Me - Gabrielle Aplin // Come Back To Me - David Cook // Laughter Lines - Bastille // First Love - Adele 

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part two of this fanmix

[ckthebear]

aayyy tagged by amyraudenfeld-s

Name: brittany Nicknames: britt, britgay, beargay, friend, loser, nerd Birthday: may 17 ayy  Gender: female Sexuality: queer as heck Height: 5’2 and a half Time zone: EST What time and date is it there: 11:02 pm, 9/2/14 Average hours of sleep I get a night: usually like 5-9 but i rly like 10-11 bc im a child Last thing I googled was: lyrics to a song Most used phrase(s):  tbh and omg ((also the word fuck bc im obsessed with it)) First word that comes to mind: fuck  What I last said to a family member: "ok well im downstairs i'll see u when i see u" aka me saying goodnight to my mom  One place that makes me happy and why: my room or second cup by my house it's so lil and cute i love it  How many blankets I sleep under: two in the winter and a sheet in the summer Favorite beverage(s): coffee, any and all ways  Last movie I watched in the cinema: lucy Three things I can’t live without: my phone, netflix, coffee A piece of advice to all my followers: each cup of coffee should be a religious experience otherwise ur doing it wrong You all have to listen to this song: laughter lines - bastile Hit shuffle on your iPod/iPhone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this on to 10 5 people

Bird Song - Florence + the Machine

The Memories Will Never Die - Default

Carry On - Fun.

Just In Case - Conor Maynard

Big Rock Candy Mountain - O Brother Where Art Thou Soundtrack

Injection - Rise Against

White Rabbit - Sucker Punch Soundtrack

Reminder - Mumford and Sons

Something In Your Mouth - Nickleback

By Now - Marianas Trench

tagging observthebutt bvrds littlelibero loneamateur and captainclarkes

[ckthebear]

captainclarkes replied to your post:nooooo katie no don’t shh stop don’t be like that 

what she do bro

in so many words said that it's the girl's faults for not being more ~private~ with their shit instead the guy's fault for hacking their icloud and leaking their photos 

[laurelreyes]

bc i'm an unimaginative fucker: laura x lydia + seven minutes in heaven

"I'm beginning to think Malia's onto us," Laura mused as Lydia pushed her against the closet wall.The younger girl scoffed. "Please. Your cousin just thinks I've been nursing a crush on you and that rigging this stupid game will be a step in the right direction."Laura shivered as cold fingers began moving their way under her camisole, and then laughed."Did you forget we only have seven minutes?"This didn't deter Lydia, who quickly slid of her own shirt before moving her mouth by Laura's ear."I'm gunning for five," she whispered.