#captin holt

[theroyalmisfitmess]

Here’s what I think… Captain Holt and Kevin almost separating and then later going to marriage counseling is gonna be a plot point for the vow renewal to happen later in the show or in the finale.

[binkeljuice]

Brooklyn nine-nine as stuff me and my friends said

Jake :is she cute? How bout her? Wait is SHE cute ?

Rosa : dude I'm bi I don't think everyone's hot

Jake : *shows pic* she's hot tho

Rosa :shit u right

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Scully: *sings a single line*

Gina: oh my god stop my ears are bleeding

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Jake : what's the weirdest food combination you ever ate

Boyle: grape and strawberry juice together

Jake : a drink but okay

Amy : crisps and humus

Jake : thats not wierd enough

Scully : fish fingers and vanilla pudding

Everyone:what the hell??

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Jake behind the camera:

Scully is eating the ice cream cone off of Hitchcock's face

Amy is hanging her grade on the board for some reason

Amy: it's and A+

Jake :

Okay

And over here Rosa is ....What is that

Rosa: a cult thing

Jake : Rosa just joined a cult

And Gina is taking the 100th picture of herself

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Jake :you know its strange

Captain Holt: what is ?

Jake : you sit so normally but you're a very big gay how is that

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Jake and Boyle *eat an entire pizza together*

Boyle:that was great

Jake : yea it was

Boyle :

Jake:

Jake : okay let's go

~later~

Boyle : Maybe eating a big pizza wasn't the best thing to do before dance practice

Jake: I agree I can feel the pizza making it's way back into my mouth

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Rosa :did the captin just say "angel of depression" cuz same

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Terry : dude I'm a great dad

Rosa: you don't have kids

Jake : can I be you're kid?

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Jake: I should invite all of you over to watch 'die hard ' with me

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@fancycomedypositivitypeanut here:)

[rulerofsilence]

Umm excuse me Mr. Seamus Murphy in under no circumstances you are allowed to threaten my dad's husband Dr. Kevin Cozner. So just kindly back off and go to hell, thank you.

[cait-p]

I just want to go ahead and thank tumblr for showing me the amazing show that is Brooklyn nine nine. A show I didn't know I needed in my life but I am so fucking glad is.

[specialagentlokitty]

Rosa Diaz x reader - baby boy

Hi! Would you be able to do a Brooklyn Nine Nine request where, after Rosa comes out to her family and the detective squad come over to Rosa's apartment. Rosa's more nervous than she is and the squad dont know why, and then they find out that she's nervous because her wife is 9 months pregnant and she does not want the squad to stress her out and then she goes into labour? Sorry it's so long... - @multifandomtrashposts 💕

Rosa was pacing around the apartment, she didn’t know if this was a good idea anymore. Walking over to her you placed a hand on her shoulder, and one on your belly.

“Rosa calm down.”

“What if they stress you out? What if you go into labour.”

“Babe, listen okay? They won’t stress me out. If I go into labour we know what to do, we practiced, remember?”

She nodded then jumped slightly and rushed over, gathering composure then swinging the door open. The team greeted her and stepped in, stopping when they seen you.

“Oh my god your huge!” A male blurted.

Rosa whacked him across the head and sent him a hard glare. He rubbed his head, giving her a sharp glance.

“Sorry...” she mumbled, only loud enough for you.

“You must be Jake.” You smirked.

He smiled and nodded proudly. A woman slapped his chest and stepped forward.

“Hi! I’m Amy! It’s amazing to meet you.”

As greeting went around, a feeling stirred inside you but you pushed it down. Everyone was laughing and joking, you were getting along with Jake and Charles rather well much to Rosas dismay. You had plenty of food for everyone which immediately made you best friends with Skully and Hitchcock.

Soon you started to get that feeling again br it wouldn’t go away, then you felt it, you knew what was happening. They didn’t miss a beat when you suddenly stopped, walking to the front door you grabbed your bag.

“Where are you going?” Rosa asked.

“Well, I’ve got a baby to deliver.”

Rosas eyes shot over and she begun to panic, she didn’t know what to do. While Holt, Amy and Charles led you to a car, Jake and Gina ran after you with the hospital on the phone. Terry, walked over to Rosa and clamped a hand on her shoulder.

“You need to calm down, your girl is out there about to give birth. She needs you.”

Rosa nodded, taking a few deep breathes. They both jogged out and followed suit to the hospital where they all waited for the news, for hours they waited. Up until Rosa came out, smiling a rare smile and signalling them in. In a cot next to your sleeping form was a little baby boy

[specialagentlokitty]

Jake Peralta x reader - Scavenger hunt

Can you possibly do a Jake Peralta imagine for me in which he proposes to the reader in some really adorable, Jakey way? Your writing is amazing btw x @imtheawkwardpotato

The office was so silent when you walked in, there was a note on your desk and you immediately recognised the messy childlike writing.

Your having a scavenger hunt

Clue 1: Terrys favourite food :)

Rolling your eyes you wondered over to the kitchen where Terry was eating some yogurt. Walking past you started a pot of coffee, lord knows you’d need it when dealing with Jake and whatever he had planned.

“Hey serg.”

“Hey (Y/N), go to the evidence room.”

“No riddle for me Terry?” You teased.

He rolled his eyes and made a cup of coffee after you. Giving your shoulder a pat he walked away leaving you to your little quest. Wondering down the empty halls you barged through the door to the evidence room.

“Hey Rosa.”

“Roof.”

“Cheers.”

Hand her your cup, she took it greatfully then walked away. On your way to the roof you begun to think about what he had planned. Jake was a huge child so no doubt he was planning something, you just didn’t know what. On the roof Charles was stood there looking excited. When he seen you he ran over and hugged you then pulled away hastily.

“Charles?”

“Oh right yeah! The room where the-“ “Charles just tell me.” “Holts office.” He pouted.

Groaning you sulked back down the stairs, Charles following behind you saying how much he really wanted to tell you the riddle but with one glare he stopped talking. Walking into Holts office, he, Gina and Amy were holding a sign saying turning around. So, with another toll of your eyes you did. Jack stood there looking a bit nervous while Hitchcock and Skully held balloons.

“Jake?”

“Okay, so, I know I’m not any good with this stuff but-“ he got down on one knee and it all made sense. “I really like-no love- I really love you (Y/N). You are the best woman I’ve ever met and there’s no one like you so I was wondering if you’d marry me?”

He squeezed his eyes shut, obviously waiting for rejection. Instantly you ran over and knocked him to the ground in a large hug.

“Yes! Of course!”

Jake cheered and slipped the ring onto your finger, pulling you in for a heart filled kiss while the whole office cheered. Pulling away you leaned in and kissed him one more time, pulling away and both standing up you hugged Jake tightly. Soon Charles joined the hug and then the whole team.

“So who came up with the scavenger hunt?”

“Jake.” They all grinned.

[specialagentlokitty]

Rosa Diaz x reader

i'm back it's me ya b99 x nola anon hmm Reader got kidnapped and her last seen alive is in new orleans and pride and rosa get all personal into saving Reader and b99 squad teams up with nola team to find Reader and Rosa is all angry and worried in the same room with Pride and he calms her down and tell bottling up all of anger and revenge isn't helping and gave her the Dad talk and Rosa told him he reminded of Cpt. Holt but friendly and finally calmed down and went to the teams to save Reader -anon

The B99 team all walked into the Nola office and looked around. There was people here but it seemed so empty. Walking out from a different room was an older man, he took one look at the group and waved them in. Rosa wasn’t paying attention, he mind focused elsewhere.

“(Y/N) was last seen by my bar two nights ago.”

“I’ll send some of my team to have a look around there, see if they can find anything.” Holt spoke.

“Take Chris with ya, he’s through them doors.”

“Peralta, Santiago you two go find chris as check out the bar. Jeffords and Boyle go see if any locals have seen her.”

Skully and Hitchcock both lounged on the sofa. Rosa paced between desks. Holt and Pride both cast each other a worried look.

“Hey Sonja! Gregorio! Go with these two and help them out.”

“Sure thing Pride, lets go.”

The four instantly rushed out. Rosa was still pacing, a photo of you and her clutched in her hand. She couldn’t let anything happen to you. Holt walked over to her while pride talked to Patton.

“Diaz, you need to calm down.”

“I can’t calm down Holt! My girlfriend is out there and who knows what is happening to her! I swear when I get my hands in the bastard who took her.”

“We’ll find her.” He tried to reason.

“What if it’s too late!”

Pride walked over, placing a comforting hand on her shoulder. He gave Holt a nod to say he had this under control.

“Let’s go somewhere more privet.”

Rosa didn’t protest to being led up the steps into the conference room. Pride shut the door with a soft click and waited for Rosa to start.

“Ah’ know how ya feel-“ “no you don’t!”

“Ya sure? Why do ya think (Y/N) was here? Before she joined you she used to work under me, everyone on this team is like family. (Y/N)s like a daughter to me.”

“We need to find her. Not have a sappy crap moment.” She snapped.

“You need to calm down before ah’ let you back out this door.” He warned.

Rosa gave him a stone hard glare, but Pride didn’t seem effected. He didn’t glare back, instead he stood with his arms crossed and his eyes were soft and understanding.

“Ah’ know how you feel, ah‘ve felt it before. You need to let it go, bottling up anger and revenge won’t help you find (Y/N), ya need a clear head. When we find her, she’ll need you more then ever, do ya wanna be angry when ya save her?”

“I need the asshole who did this dead, I swear I’ll shoot them!”

Rosa kicked a chair, sending it flying across the room. Instantly Pride ran over and grabbed her arms, holding them by her side as she fought. He sat her down on the table, wrapping his arms tightly around her in a hug. Rosa finally stopped fighting but didn’t hug back.

“You want to risk hurtin’ (Y/N)?”

“No I don’t, I just want my girlfriend home..”

“We’ll get her home, you’ve got a great team helping you, we are all here to help you through this.”

“How? How can we be sure she’s still okay, that she’s still out there?”

“Sometimes ya just know and ah’ know (Y/N) is waitin’ for you to rescue her.”

“What if she’s hurt? I promised her I’d protect her and look how well that went...” Rosa mumbled.

Pride smiled, he could see how much she cared for you.

“Sometimes we can’t always keep our promises, but we can help fix them. You can still protect her, ya just need to stay calm.”

Rosa went to protest but took one look at him, he was right. She couldn’t save you if she was holding in so much pent up aggression. Taking a deep breath Rosa tried her best to relax, looking at the Nola team leader, she nodded. Pride gave her a bright smile. Ushering her out the room and down the steps.

“Your the lead on this one, we’ll follow you.”

Rosa took a look at all the remaining people in the room, they all gave her reassuring smiles. Rosa nodded, barking out orders, she’ll find you, level headed and then when your safe she’ll get the person who did this. After a few hours, they finally had a new lead. Rosa was the first into the old building, the sight that greeted her was you looking a bit beat up and a gun pointed to your head. She felt rage build up but she remembered Pride’s words.

“Put the gun down.”

The woman laughed shaking her head.

“Can’t do that.”

“There’s no way out for you.”

“There isn’t one for this pretty girl either.” She smirked.

“Yes there is!”

A shot rang out and the woman fell dead. Chris nodded at Rosa who instantly ran over to you, collecting you in her arms she walked out. Seeing Pride she cast him a nod mouthing a thank you

[specialagentlokitty]

Rosa Diaz x reader - carol competition

Hello! Happy Holidays! May I please request Rosa x f reader. Where it's Christmas time again and The squad (Holt) is tired of losing the Caroling competition.  R who happens to stop by to visit her gf Rosa overhears and decides to offer her assistance. Deciding they have nothing to loose, accept her help. On the night of the show she ends up blowing them away with her voice and they finally end up winning. Rosa fluff in the end if possible? - Anon 💕also sorry Christmas at home is like the only Christmas song I know properly 

“We aren’t going to win this year.”

Stopping around the corner, you probably looked a bit weird, dressed in all black with a Christmas jumper underneath the hoodie and hood up. You listened glaring at anyone who went to speak to you.

“We can’t loose again!” Jake.

“There’s got to be something we can do!” Amy.

“Unless you can find someone who can sing-“

Walking around the corner you leant against the wall with a sly smirk.

“What about singing?”

Rosa cane over and flicked your head, standing besides you.

“We need someone who can sing for the carol competition. We never win.” Holt explained.

“Alright, where and when?”

“What?”

“Where and when. I’ll sing for you.”

“Uhm this Friday, at 7pm in the town hall.”(idk where it’s held)

“Alright I’ll be there, you ready babe?” You leaned you head back.

“Sure.”

Walking away Rosa grabbed her coat, wrapping her arm around your waist as you both walk out of the building together. Her hand squeezed your waist a little.

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

“Of course, gotta prove my girlfriends team is the best.”

*FRIDAY*

You bounced up and down, hearing the crowd cheer the the team that was just up, you looked back at the 99th. You were dressed in all red, it was simple but you liked it.

“They were good...” Boyle admitted.

“I’m better.” You winked.

“Now we have the singer for the 99th precinct, (Y/N) (L/N)!”

There was snickering as you walked into the stage but you shrugged it off. Waiting for the music to start you begin to sing the song you knew so well.

christmas trees, christmas lights

the joy is real in my heart tonight

I'm coming home to my family

beautiful as it can be

just in time for Christmas Eve

I'm driving down my childhood streets

floaded by the memories

old friends and running free

Fighting the grin that wanted to break free at everyone’s shocked faces.

I'm coming out of the cold

I'm coming out of the cold

from the sidewalk I see the glory

coming out of the cold

to Christmas at home

as a young man I flew away

to chase my dreams for a better day

it's funny how we passing time

helps you realize

mayby all I really need

is behind that door waiting for me

all the sweets implissity

of a loving family

I'm coming out of the cold

I'm coming out of the cold

from the sidewalk I see the glory

I'm coming out of the cold

I'm coming out of the cold

I'm coming out of the cold

from the sidewalk i feel the glory

coming out of the cold

to Christmas at home

Christmas at home

I ring the doorbell and hold my breath

I'm so close now just one more step

in the arms of my family

beautiful as it can be

Taking a bow when you had finished there was pure silence, then the crowd erupted into cheers. Some threw things at you like roses. Turning you beamed at the group, staunting over they all pulled you in for a group hug. All waiting anxiously for the results.

“And the winners are... THE 99!!”

The whole team cheered and ran onto the stage, Rosa laced her fingers with your as she led you over. Taking the trophy you handed it to Holt, Rosa tugged on your hoodie pulling you in for a heated kiss. The crowd cheered even more, when Rosa pulled back she wore a tiny smile, leaning and and kissing you again.

“You were amazing as always...”

“I had the best team cheering me on, and the best girlfriend who listened to me practice for hours on end.”

“Marry me?”

“W...what?”

Rosa got down on one knee, taking a ring out her pocket and holding it up.

“Marry me?”

“Yes!”

Throwing yourself at you you both landed on the floor, pressing your lips to hers you gave Rosa a love felt kiss and pressed your forehead to hers and she laughed