May 20, 2023
rip Aragorn, you would've loved carabiners
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rip Aragorn, you would've loved carabiners
YAY YIPPIE 🎉🎉
Pull me by my carabineer and i'm
✨all yours✨
So many choices and every one of them feels right ❤️
i showed up to robotics and we have a decent amount of not cishet students and they were looking at my pride keychains and we're counting them and then one of them saw me carabineer on my pants and went OH well there's another one!!! called out by a 15 year old as a sapphic
Carabineer check
Guy: Hey can you grab my keys? They're the ones on the carabineer.
Gal: You can't say that.
Guy: What?
Gal: You can't say that.
Guy: What?
Gal: It's socially unacceptable to use that word.
Guy: What word?
Gal: Carabineer. It's racist.
Me: What the fuck do you think a carabineer is? What do you think, it's a Mexican Care Bear or something? A beaner that cares a lot? Is that the word we're using for emo Mexicans now? Or is it what we have to do after your gardener sprains his ankle?
Guy: -wheezing with laughter-
Gal: HOW DARE YOU
the darwinian awards
carabineer cut down on this track by a carbine to the head a righteous future totally gone now or maybe a villain we will never know nor do we wish to know the lessons of history caterpillar flattened on this track by a caterpillar tread a butterfly future totally gone now or maybe a moth we will never know nor do we wish to know the lessons of nature nuclear family on this track by a nuke…
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