#cardboard guy

[lightsaber16]

Those friends who give you a life-size cardboard cutout of Cody for your birthday>>> ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: hMm . . .

day 212

[charretteman]

amiibo Cardboard Guy (Nintendo Labo)

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: :o0

day 190

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: bIgGeR mOtHeRfUcKeR :o)

day 151

the smaller one i made [x]

[grapefaygodude69]

TC: cArDbOarD bUt mE

day 92

[jonathan-sims-offical]

Statement of... you probably don't need to know, for now you can call me the cardboard guy for now (this will make sense in a minute.) Regarding a cardboard cutout. June 28, 2026.

I'll try to keep this quick as I am still in the presence of it and my family, but my great aunt passed away a few years ago, I wasn't closed to her but I do own one of her shirts that she gave me when I was little. Anyway, my mom dragged me to her funeral for support, so I remember that she died. I know she is dead.

But yesterday my household was hosting a birthday party/game celebration, and she was there, being treated like any other person, except when I actually paid attention, I saw that it was just a cutout, dressing in sports merch and holding beer and a cigarette. I hid in the basement for the rest of the night.

Today it's back, this time at a bigger family event, and the people are still talking to it. I don't know exactly where it falls into whatever mess your institute is a part of, but I'm not a fan.

-cardboard guy (for now)

Thank you for the statement.

[josephkravis]

Gather ‘round, meat marauders, and let me tell you the tale of Cardboard Guy—who once tipped the scales at 1,000 pounds

🥩 Cardboard Guy’s Carnivore Diet Guidelines: From 1,000 Pounds to Cardboard Snark