#cardiohead

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A happy-Easter video. I tried to show my pump beats at my xiphoid process, but it's tough to see. It sucks because it's so very easy to see, and feel, in person, especially when pumping fast. Then I do the whole fun self-stething and mimicking of my heartbeat. Did some squats to get my guy pumping faster. Enjoy....

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Listening to my heartbeat, while mimicking my heartbeat with my hand and voice. I think I might have a "thing" for heartbeats. Happy day-after Valentine's Day.

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Gone Phishing

Phish phan here. Tis the time of year I’m eagerly awaiting Phish’s summer concert schedule. Well, it’s out, and ugh. I’m slightly peeved about it. They’ll be at Fenway Park (an hour from here), but I would rather not see a concert there. They’ll also be at Madison Square Garden, and I’d rather not see them there neither. I wanna tailgate summer concerts, and I won’t be able to do that for those. The closest they are coming, besides those, is Syracuse, which is (uck) a 5-hour drive, not including traffic and stopping; but there IS fun tailgating, soooooo, tentatively, I’ll suck it up and do the Syracuse show, and then begrudgingly do a Fenway or MSG show, most likely Fenway.  Damn you Phish. Maybe they’ll come to Providence in the winter. Then all will be forgiven. Any cardiophiles way up in Syracuse? Calling all cardiophile Phishheads.

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wishful thinking

In regards to my new cardiohead shirt, which is being made as we speak, I was erotically pondering about having a much better chance of having a heart encounter if I were wearing a cardiohead shirt as opposed to a cardiophile shirt. Not having the negative stigmas of -phile up my chances by 43 percent, a wise statistician told me. I am very curious to see if more people acknowledge cardiohead than they did cardiophile. Not many people acknowledged cardiophile. The more I think about it, the more I can see people as viewing it as creepy or perverted, or simply as uncomfortably peculiar. I need to start memorizing difference explanations for what cardiohead means. I have a feeling that I’ll mostly be chalking it up to my passion for doing cardio workouts. The good thing about that is that, if the situation calls for it, I can segue my liking of cardio workouts into my liking of heartbeats. I have wishful thinking and a wild imagination. A heart encounter is unlikely, but I love fantasizing about it. I could wear the cardiohead shirt when I go for walks, jogs, or biking on the local bike paths, or when at other locations where people do exercise stuff. Cardiohead opens up more possibilities. I still don’t want anyone I know to see me, though. Um, no thanks. That’s an explanation I don’t wish to have.

My new band Cardiohead will be playing this Friday night at a local pub. Come join the fun. Come jam with us. Let's get down and groovy.

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Cardiohead: the name of my band, established May 31, 2026, in a wonderful neighborhood in sun-shiny Rhode Island. What are some other -head bands you like or know of? Radiohead, Mushroomhead, Motorhead, Machinehead, Oysterhead, Buckethead. I have albums of all of them, Oysterhead being my favorite, because Trey Anastasio and Les Claypool are my favorite guitarists. Two gods in one band. June 10th, Boston, come join me for an afternoon and evening with Les Claypool. Fun, in general, is mandatory; heart fun is optional.