There’s about seven or eight hummingbirds outside my house right now. We have two feeders set in front of our window so we can watch them, and they’re so funny. Tiny little fighter jets, I’m telling you. They will just absolutely dive bomb one another. Plenty of room and juice in the feeders, enough for all of them! But they. will. not. share! It’s so funny.
I want twenty of them to just constantly follow me around and assault anyone who is mean to me or my friends, talk about the ultimate super power. Disney princesses out here enlisting regular song birds? Screw that, I want an army of these feisty little sky ninjas! They will cut you, and they’ll be super cute doing it.
Also, there’s tons of bees now, too. They’re so much calmer than hummingbirds just. Blop! Flower! Cuddle the flower! Okay, let’s move on. Blop! New flower! Yay! I’m gunna go home and tell all my friends!