#carememe

[sadlonelytezzaboy]

True. I will wait for photos of my ex.

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[ferrarisonline]

Day 30.. They still havn't realized I'm not a ferrari. #bentley #ferrari #carememe #meme #memes #carporn #car #cars #supercar #luxurycar #dankmemes #memesdaily #rollsroyce #porsche #mclaren #lamborghini (at Ferraris Online) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_0HtUkFSB8/?igshid=koc62ohis90c

[vengeanceismymistress]

Well how to care for ya mistress?

“To care for the mistress?” - Shendelzare laughed in her typical intimidating manner, though the laughter was sincere and meant no evil - “If you mean Scree’auk, the only mistress I have - then she needs little care from you, little Greymage, as well as from anyone else. However you’re welcome to demostrate your respect by serving her, giving her the sacrifices, living in her temples and so on. I was never a priest to my Goddess, so I don’t know enough about the rituals, apart from those that I’ve seen. You’d better ask someone from the temple, and as surprising as it can be - there are a few temples to Scree’auk which could be found on the ground.” 

[vengeanceismymistress]

How to care for a Skywrath? In a kind way..

Shendelzare shrugged, today she was almost relaxed, so she didn’t mind telling a few details:“They’re big magpies - they love everything good looking and expensive and are fond of jewelry, finery, and noble metals, so almost every skywrath would appreciate if you give them gifts of that kind. If you’re planning to invite them to your house know, that we mostly enjoy complicated, yet delicate food, mostly sweetened, yet don’t you dare taking us... them for herbivores - your skywrath friend can be offended if you would be cooking only vegetable food for them for weeks. I know many of you ask, so - Yes! Skywraths do eat poultry, mostly wild fowl.There are a lot of conventionalities, especially in noble circles, but most of skywraths perfectly understand that the outlanders are not acquainted with our traditions, so they don’t require much from you. Is this what you mean by “care”, or do you have anything more to ask? Use your chance, while I am waiting and am bored enough to talk!” 

[askteamterry]

I bet Arthur's been by Grim's side this whole time, if not hiding somewhere near Grim and just hissed at anyone who got near him

[askteamterry]

make cooper mega evolve so he can finally accept his baraness

>Cooper is unamused

[askteamterry]

Om noms: Food. That's it. Job done.

Send all your hateAnons this way, it’s cheaper than dog food.