Feb 11
We will probably only have this for one year (if that), but ohhhh the horrible, unhinged, unfit for polite society things that are clawing their way out of my brain as a result of this.
Look at our freak fucking rotation, man. We got Generic Pretty Boy. We got Tall Square. We got Short Square. We got Unexpected Junk in the Trunk. And also there on the right is our long lost but now finally returned Father.
#can we write problematic age gap stories if the younger guy in the equation is almost 30?#i feel like with enough determination anything is possible.#also. i know i have mentioned this before. but skubs has a LOT going on with his undercarriage.#just crazy thighs and ass for a pitcher#i'm not upset about it mind you. i'm just saying. what's all that for tarik?#what's the point of all that ass#if not to tempt men who are not quite old enough to be your daddy but emotionally and spiritually are ready to be your dad?#justin verlander#tarik skubal#jack flaherty#casey mize#framber valdez#detroit tigers#baseball#photo
