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you can pry his boring ass white t-shirt from his cold dead hands I am yet to see this man wear a shirt a singular time with his variety of suits

#i am offended on a visceral level by the elasticated cuffs on those pants #pants should not have a button tab waist and elasticated cuffs simultaneously #like those should be mutually exclusive elements of pant design #and as if that wasn't bad enough of course he had to pair it with #THE CURSED ALL WHITE MALE ATHLETE SNEAKER #(to be clear - the pants are the major crime here. and they are unforgivable.#the shoes are merely the misdemeanor on top.)#mitch marner #suiting #photo

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tyler seguin gay man truthers rise up

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can i throw some tyler brown in here for flavor….

something something rpf is confirmed when they stop speaking to each other—

#tumblr assigning shirtless tyler seguin 'mature content' is great #they're like look we know that his visible male nipples are acceptable under contemporary obscenity law #but we know what's in his heart and his mind.#and it's NOT appropriate for the children.#tyler seguin #and friends #photo #quote

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#once again i do love when your workplace requires you to go on a performative dinner date #with the coworker you find mortifyingly hot but are too afraid to ever do anything about #shannon from PR is rooting for you so hard and she's doing what she can.#happy pride #manny machado #fernando tatis jr.#baseball #video

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#it is important to maintain the rituals #this is how civilization is preserved #tyler freeman #edouard julien #brett sullivan #colorado rockies #baseball #video

washedupswammer

what would you save in a fire? tk and nolan

#sometimes the only emotions men allow themselves to feel are for the humble xbox #travis konecny #nolan patrick #video

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Everyone needs to get into watching minor leagues. Now, now, now. Watch the AHL, ECHL. Watch G league. Watch single A, high A, Dominican Summer League. Watch 2nd and 3rd tier development leagues. There is so much joy and heartbreak and triumph and loss and love and life in the minor leagues, everyone needs to watch them.

#and here's the thing #if you start GOING to minor league games you get the gameday experience #but everything is about 2000% cheaper #i don't have to experience three years of financial shame over a hot dog and a beverage at a minor league game

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happy pride month 🌈

#nate can joke about how attractive gabe is #because he's not worried about being called gay and gabe is pretty enough to justify even straight bro thirsting.#but you won't hear him making those jokes about sid #because that's real. that's nate's real actual love of his life and every other life he might have ever had and ever will have.#he's comfortable making the joke when it's not a real crush #but if it's too real... well.#nathan mackinnon #video

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The entire Marchand family is gorgeous

#happy pride #from brad marchand losing more clothing in each photo as the night progressed at his sister's gay wedding.#the fact that he wasn't even wearing shoes by the end of the night just kills me every time.#this man canonically loves and supports a lesbian wedding so much that he will donate the shirt off his back for the cause.#brad marchand #photo

conniesmlb

#this is an old photo but everyone should Behold it #randy arozarena #baseball #tampa bay rays #which is no longer his team but was at the time #photo #happy pride

barzyhughes

the pride flag on the hockey stick is so iconic

#i am once again putting charlie mcavoy boston pride parade pride flag on hockey stick on your dash #tis the season #charlie mcavoy #video #happy pride

whirlpool-blogs

denver barkey is a very buzzy vibrator, while alex bump would be more of a rumbly one. porter martone is a detachable shower head or perhaps an air sucking type

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coots and wilson are washing machines, a vintage and domestic way to get off. tippett is a hitachi wand

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#knock off hitachi from amazon that you're kind of scared is going to burn down the house when you plug it in #no personal experience here #sam ersson is one of those aesthetically pleasing necklace vibrators #-pretty and theoretically good in a pinch but you'd prefer not to have to find out #dan vladař is an old reliable wand vibe that many underestimated but really works for you #matvei michkov the expensive yet analog stainless steel njoy double ended guy- high investment seems kind of intimidating/useless #but when it works it really works #tk novelty emoji shaped vibe many underestimate but really works. probably made of non body safe materials. but who cares.

@narrativeenjoyer69 i need to be able to look at these beautiful character archetypes you have created in the tags forever thank you

#you simply do not get this kind of in-depth analysis on espn dot com #philadelphia flyers #text