#castlecoming

[breezee513]

[ 2/24 /26] A Fancier Castle coming Outfit Board For Bridget for me and @hannahhook7744's Rise of red rewrite please ? ( Not that the other Outfit isn't Cute ... i just think it could be fancier ! XD]

Hope you like it @dizzying-tattle-tale. Thanks for the request :)

[hannahhook7744]

A Dr. Jiminy episode featuring Lampwick yelling at his deadbeat dad , Frankie Darro !

Summary: Dr. Jiminy deals with the chaos that is the Rossi family, the Foulfellows, and manages to get on Hercules and Meg's bad side. Trigger warnings: swearing, fighting, unethical practices (aka this show goes against Jiminy's medical degree), child abandonment, etc.

Quinella belongs to @princessquinnella .

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Chapter 1: Episode 5 and 6.

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*Music starts playing* Guess who's back, guess who's back, Jiminy's back! Hey!

*Scenes from previous episodes start playing—the most chaotic ones*

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Dr. Jiminy: So. How exactly are you two related to Lampwick again—secret siblings, secret love childs, or is this a con you’re trying to pull on the menace?

Lampwick: Hey!

Carina Rossi, Lampwick’s mom: Jiminy!

Bella Rossi, Hunter of Artemis and Lampwick’s younger sister: Why you little—

Bria Rossi, Carina’s mother: You leave them alone this instance!

Harry Badun *gives him an unimpressed look and doesn’t answer*

Jace Badun *crossing his arms* We’re cousins.

Dr. Jiminy: You seem a little young to be his cousins. 

Harry Badun: And you look too old to be alive. 

Dr. Jiminy *sputters* I do NOT—

Jace Badun: He looks far older than his wife does, the cradle robber—

Harry Badun: I don’t know what she sees in him. He’s such a buzz kill.

Dr. Jiminy: How dare you—

Lampwick *starts cackling*

Dr. Jiminy *turning red* SECURITY! 

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Dr. Jiminy: So Carina, how did you manage to pull two gods while being a gold digger?

Carina Rossi: Excuse me?

Dr. Jiminy: Well it’s common knowledge that you were a gold digger before you had your children—

Carina Rossi: Common knowledge—

Dr. Jiminy: And yet, you managed to pull two gods—

Carina Rossi: Okay, one, my life is none of your business and that is not a good way to start a conversation. Two, Lampwick is not a demigod, he’s just a champion of Hera. And three, how I managed to ‘pull them’ as you not so eloquently put it, is also none of your business. Especially with the way you keep harassing my family—and I will be letting Pinocchio, my stepson, know about this. 

Dr. Jiminy *suddenly nervous* Wait, that isn’t necessary—

Carina Rossi: I think you’ll find it is *gets up from her seat*

Dr. Jiminy: I just meant that it was off because you know, you and the Queen of Hearts were best friends in highschool—

Carina Rossi: You’re digging your own grave. 

*Screen goes black*

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Lampwick: You have to be fucking kidding me—

Dr. Jiminy: Surprise! I found your dad!

Lampwick: You mean the deadbeat who left my mom when she told him she was pregnant during Castlecoming?!

Frankie Darro: Now son—

Lampwick: I’m not your son!

Dr. Jiminy: Now Romeo, don’t you think you’re being a little childish—

Lampwick: No, I am not being childish! You always do this—

Dr. Jiminy: Do what?

Lampwick: Disregard my feelings and twist it to turn it into me being a brat and an asshole even when I am completely in the right! And now you do this? 

Frankie Darro: Son, calm down—

Lampwick: I am NOT your son! You are not my father. Geppetto is my father. He’s done more for me since he married my mom than you ever have and you will never see me or my family again after this! Fuck you Frankie and double fuck you, Jiminy! I hope Quinella leaves your unvirtuous, hypocritical ass, you little—

*Camera cuts off*

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*Camera shakingly cuts on to reveal Bella chasing Jiminy with paint balloons* 

Blue Veronica off camera: Auntie Bella, are you sure this is a good idea?

Bella: Yes, don’t worry about it. Just keep holding the camera—DO IT NOW KIDS!

Tulip and Tiger Peony along with Alice and Pinocchio’s four kids (Ally, 15. Pin, 13 almost 14. Fabian and Karina, 7) and the rest of Lampwick’s friends’ kids) *jump into frame and bombard Jiminy with ink balloons, causing him to falls* Take that! 

Little Sunflower *waddles into frame*

Dr. Jiminy: Sunflower! Help—

Little Sunflower *sprays him in the face with a water gun, giggling*

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*Camera cuts on*

*Title Card appears explaining that the first half of the footage was lost* 

Dr. Jiminy *hiding under the table on set* PLEASE just LEAVE already! 

Julieanna *Tap dancing and doing jazz hands as Gideon plays the kazoo and Honest John hits the tambourine, sings* Nooooooooooo!

Dante *puts a Bad Apples song on blast* You can’t get rid us now. You invited us in and now you’re stuck with us!

The Bad Apples on his phone: ♫♪ Honest John, they call him Honest John.

But I wouldn't trust him as far as I could—

Throw an elephant over my shoulder,

Throw a curve with a 10-ton boulder! ♫♪ 

Mateo *swinging on the chandelier* WeeeeeeEEEEEeeee! 

Dr. Jiminy: SECURITY!

Honest John: Oh they went on their lunch break ages ago.

Dr. Jiminy *starts crying* Is this hell?

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Dr. Jiminy: So why do you have thirteen kids and counting? 

Hercules *confused head tilt* Because we…wanted them?

Meg *narrowing her eyes at Dr. Jiminy*

Dr. Jiminy: Don’t you think that’s a bit… excessive?

Meg *stands up so fast she gives the audience whiplash, hands on her hips* Excuse me—

Hercules *narrowing his eyes suddenly realizing what exactly Dr. Jiminy was getting at* All thirteen of our children are blessings. Don’t you dare imply otherwise. 

Dr. Jiminy *stammering* I wasn’t—

Meg: It seems to me that you were.

Hercules *stands up* Don’t you ever talk to me or my wife or my son or my daughter or my other son or my other daughter or—

Meg: The rest of our children ever again. 

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Narrator: Next time, on Dr. Jiminy—

[askdizzytremaine-blog]

Dizzy Tremaine at the June 2019 Castlecoming

[asktheprincessofhearts-archive]

Open Starter:  Belle of the Ball?

Cora fingered the red silk of her gown, letting a small smile play about her lips.  It had been a long time since she’d felt like this- comfortable in her own skin.  Sure, she didn’t feel that way all the time, but for now?  She’d take mingling with royals in her extravagant outfit over second-guessing her sanity.  Cora had been saving up all semester for a dress that she could wear to Castlecoming (though alas, the jewels in the tiara weren’t real- she didn’t quite have that budget yet).  But the dress was something she could use to ignore the mayhem of the past few months and just be...her.  Not a VK, not the girl with the slips, not the student whose mother had a bloody legacy.  For a night, she looked like she belonged with the rest of them: Corazana of Wonderland, Princess of Hearts.  She could almost cry at the sense of belonging she felt.    

Of course, it wouldn’t hurt to finally dance with her prince, either.  But where was he?  

Casting her gaze around the room, she started to hum in time with the music, looking at the different groups of students and couples while she searched for her friends and her boyfriend.   

At last spotting a familiar face, Cora strode over to the refreshment table, “Hey!”

[ask-allergic-to-apples]

Open Starter: Alone at Castlecoming

Stefan hadn't exactly bothered with getting a date tonight, hoping to hang out with some of his newly acquired friends rather than try to awkwardly dance with a cute guy.

He looked out at the dance floor that had been set up, noticing groups of students mingling and a few others lingering alone on the side.

Stefan headed towards the the refreshments, figuring it was a good place to start the night. In his eagerness to get over there, he accidentally ran into someone.

"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!" He gasped out, eyes wide.