#cat propaganda

[much-the-millers-kid]

Before the next round of Polls gets started in the Fictional Cat Showdown @best-fictional-cat , some Juan the Small Magical Latino Cat Propaganda.

1. He’s Small

2. He’s Magical

3. He’s Latino

While personally I think that should be enough, he’s going against a cat from Welcome to Nightvale, and I know that fandom shows up so…

Juan is a wizard in training who specializes in potions. In Monster Camp, this is used to shake up the game each round because he’s also the camp bartender. His potions can do everything from hide your stats so you’re going in blind, change the music and art style, and unlock strange and unique plotlines.

While he isn’t given a character sprite in the original Monster Prom, he can often be found at outdoor parties. He’ll challenge how fun you are, convince a crowd that your moves will be the next big dance craze, and you’ll reminisce about all the wacky hijinks you got up to in middle school.

Please… give him this… He’s so cute and he has to have 3 adjectives and his species in his title because there’s so many other Juan’s in his school. Let him know he is special and just another Juan.

UPDATE: Here’s the link to the poll.

UPDATE 2: Well, we put up a good fight. Juan the small magical Latino cat is the best cat in our hearts 💜

[best-fictional-cat]

Some Baron propaganda gifs because he is my blorbo and he is such a fine gentleman 🧡

and a badass :)

[salemwantsachickennuggie]

Good day, humans. My name is Salem, and im a "poor little meow meow," as my person would say. I love two things, chaos and chicken nuggets... well, I guess the person who gives me chicken nuggies is cool. They are my third favorite.

[futurebird]

I just saw a video titled "Your cat manifested YOU"

I just saw a video titled "Your cat manifested YOU" and ... I am not going to watch that. I *know* Pica's propaganda machine when I see it at work.

If you watch that then they recommend "Your higher purpose: a can opener for an Angel on Earth"

NOT going down THAT rabbit hole ...

this time.

[m3moirs]

I've been making propaganda posters for my cat(s)..... so yeah here you go.

(The idea is that Maxie/Moshimomo is attempting to smear his competitors to win some form of election that he's already rigged anyways lol)

[best-fictional-cat]

Please vote for Shoe and Wagahai!!! 

-Shoe is based on a real cat!! One of the creators of Ace Attorney, Shu Takumi, named the cat after himself, and made him look very similar to his real life cat, as you can see by the side-by-side comparison!!!

-Shoe also helped solve a kidnapping case! He meowed while the kidnapper was on the phone, giving away their location to the protagonist, who had seen the cat earlier that day!!! -Shoe’s meow also helped the protagonist figure out who hired the assassin–this cat is truly a hero in every sense of the word!!! Just look at his precious little face!!! And here’s a bonus picture of the irl inspiration:

Anyways, remember how I said Shoe was based on a real life cat? Well guess what that cat’s name is? That’s right: Wagahai!! Just like the other kitty in this delightful duo!!! This is Wagahai:

(Picture taken immediately before Wagahai fucked around with the strings on Herlock Sholmes’ fiddle like a little gremlin)

Shoe is a hero, and Wagahai is too–their younger owner, Iris Wilson, made a cat flap creation device to make some for Wagahai. This device later helped solve ANOTHER murder. Here is a picture of the creation, just for fun:

Yeah me too Iris. 

Here’s another good picture of our little baby:

We all know that when cats sit on their little cat towers staring down at us, they are thinking “I am above all of you. You are nothing more than the dirt beneath my feet”. They are the princes and princesses, and we are their servants. Well guess what? Wagahai’s very NAME embodies this!!!

-The word “wagahai” is a Japanese first-person pronoun–we only have “I” in English, but Japanese has multiple versions of “I”, which each carry characteristics like masculinity, femininity, politeness, etc. 

-The pronoun “wagahai” is special because it carries with it an EXTREME sense of haughtiness and arrogance. Using it is just like being a cat staring down from that cat tower–it’s a way of saying “I’m above all of you”.

-Wagahai is the perfect name for a little kitty cat, so you simply must vote for this legend!!!

In conclusion:

Vote Shoe and Wagahai!! They are a perfect tag team, heroes and gremlins, and if there is anything better than one cat, it’s two cats!! Also if they lose I will cry real, genuine tears. These kitties have endured hardships too, and they deserve a win!! I love them very much, and I hope you do too!!!

Come on guys, I believe in you, you can beat that warrior cat! :) (poll link)

[best-fictional-cat]

if shoe and wagahai win I'll draw an image of every single cat in the competition

Holy

I mean, not a likely outcome, but good luck if that somehow happens :D

[best-fictional-cat]

Old and tired joke that will annoy physics but I think it would be funny if Schrödinger's cat got into a 50/50 tie. Neither losing or winning

Imagine if schrödinger's cat had been consistently doing this since round 1 collecting all its opponents into a quantum uncertainty clowder :D