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I've seen multiple different artists on Tumblr draw pictures of some sort of amphibious hybrid of housecat and catfish, possibly riffing on each other's work, and every time I see this creature all I can think is that I desperately want a video game where you play as this horrible thing.
Inspired by @t00thpasteface's brilliant idea
here's something stupid: the catcatfish
some quick facts:
they're nocturnal and tend to roam around while awake.
they have keen senses of smell and hearing, but terrible eyesight. despite this, they also have a tapetum lucidum, making their pupils "glow" in the dark.
their fur is short, dense, and oily to waterproof them.
they prefer a diet of mostly meat and are attracted to strong-smelling food like fish, cheese, and anything fermented.
the elongated dewclaw on each front paw is sharp, flexible, and nonretractable. it injects a venom that causes respiratory failure and cardiac arrest in prey and, in extreme doses, humans.
they grow to an average of 1m and 23kg (3ft and 50lb) but can reach up to double that length and triple the weight!
redrawing more cat memes as catcatfish
BOOP!! (punctures your skin with a venomous spine)
have you ever wished your cat was stupider and hungrier?
🐈🐈🐟!!
best catcatfish color?
blue
channel
tuxedo
calikoi
nightcrawler
albacore