What if wonka got vivziepoped
Here is your malnourished Billy Bonkus 💗
-also I couldn't tell if you were talking about either the film named "Wonka" or the dude himself but have this anyway. I hope you enjoy! :D

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What if wonka got vivziepoped
Here is your malnourished Billy Bonkus 💗
-also I couldn't tell if you were talking about either the film named "Wonka" or the dude himself but have this anyway. I hope you enjoy! :D
Okay, CatCF fandom. I think I’m the little devil who cracked the ship naming system.
First of all, I will list the ship name modifiers I came up with for the Golden Ticket Winners, in the order that they left the tour group:
Augustus: Dinner
Violet: Bubble
Veruca: Salty
Mike: TV
Charlie: Bucket
And now for the ten pairings:
Augustus/Violet: Dinner Bubble
Augustus/Veruca: Salty Dinner
Augustus/Mike: TV Dinner
Augustus/Charlie: Dinner Bucket
Violet/Veruca: Salty Bubble
Violet/Mike: Bubble TV
Violet/Charlie: Bubble Bucket
Veruca/Mike: Salty TV
Veruca/Charlie: Salty Bucket
Mike/Charlie: TV Bucket
I hope this helps you. Now. To figure out pairings that go outside just the five Golden Ticket Winners…like crossovers and cut characters.
(IF YOU HAVE A BL*EBERRY F*TISH OR KEEP LIKING THOSE POSTS OF SUCH CONTENTS, FUCK OFF!! THIS IS A CHILD YOU SICK FUCKS. GET MY ART OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR LIKES AND REBLOGS PLEASE)
Even though I hate her, I gave her a plushie because she deserves better.
Eddie Riggs and Willy Wonka fighting in a tescos parking lot.
Who's gonna win?
The winner gets a free tescos club card and the loser becomes the internet Epstein's bitch for the rest of the month.
Place your bets
Eddie Riggs
Willy Wonka
"Oh look! Someone liked my artwork from November!"
"I wonder what stuff they like?"
*Checks their blog*
I don't want to have to say this so many times:
IF YOU HAVE A BLUEBERRY FETISH, ACTUALLY FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. THIS ALSO GOES FOR MY ART TOO. DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT WITH ME OR FOLLOW ME OR SPEAK TO ME AND DO NOT LIKE OR REBLOG MY ART/POSTS EITHER!
WHAT ACTUALLY COMPELLED YOU SICK FUCKS TO LOOK AT A KIDS FILM AND SAY, "this shit is so hot". LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY? DID YOUR MOM DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD AS AN INFANT OR GRANDPA JOE TOUCHED YOU A BIT TOO MUCH WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
THE WHOLE POINT OF THOSE WEIRD ORDEALS THE KIDS WENT THROUGH WAS TO SCARE THE FILM'S CHILD AUDIENCE INTO BEHAVING OR TO NOT DO CERTAIN THINGS.
EXAMPLE(S) OF THIS:
* Don't chew gum or eat it ever or you'll blow up into a blue sphere and explode. (-basically gum is bad for you.)
Or
* Don't be such a greedy piece of shit or you'll get yourself sucked into something you can't get out of.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MADE YOU PEOPLE LOOK AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THIS KIDS FRANCHISE TO THE ORDEALS, TO THE CHARACTERS/THE CHILDREN AND TURN IT INTO A FETISH AND OR SEXUALISE THEM FOR?
YOU DON'T NEED TO FETISHIZE EVERYTHING YOU SEE.
Wonka won the fight in the Tesco's parking lot
Eddie's troubles are far from over until April 1st 💔
God forbid that I keep giving one of these children I hate the luxury of being with my favourite characters
(-Also if you have a bl*eberry f*tish, get the fuck out please, this girl is a child.)
One of those small men from that one family guy parody episode of that one 1971 film
One of my friends requested this on a group chat