#catchherifyoucan

[stylesmithlove-blog]

blue jean baby 💙 #WalkingIntoThisWeekLike #CatchHerIfYouCan

[lovegossippp]

“this is a man that was in a 7 year committed relationship and liked a lingerie pic on his gf’s bday!” Wait what? I have never heard of this 😭 someone have a photo?

OP should just run and never look back but let’s be real, we all know it’s not gonna happen.

Her birthday is April 27

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💬 2  🔁 2  ❤️ 12 · very concerned with the pictures joe is liking…..

[gnomishmath]

I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure this is a #fakeID 😂 8 years old? Stati Uniti? Va' ben... #LooksLegit. #AmeliaRossBeck #CatchHerIfYouCan (at Lusiana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4uU0fUiwrO/?igshid=imuw8u3l6cjf

[pyro713]

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[random-destruction]

I threw my hands in the air, said, "Show me something," He said, "If you dare, come a little closer."

[fearnotprod]

Ideas

I am writing this story, but I have NO idea what should happen next. Any ideas?

[fearnotprod]

I Make Myself Laugh 2

NICOLLETTE (Standing abruptly) Yes lawd! (The people in the row behind her jump back, startled. BECKETT appears disgusted. ELIZABETH tries not to laugh. NORRINGTON groans and pinches the bridge of his nose.) PASTOR Perhaps the negro girl needs a moment to compose herself... (MERCER stands, glaring at NICOLLETTE with the clear intent to do her harm, but CLAUDIA grabs her arm.) CLAUDIA (Calmly) I will take her outside. BECKETT (Standing) That is quite unnecessary of you, dear. Mercer can handle it. (NICOLLETTE, seemingly in the throes of her religious rapture, places her palm on BECKETT'S forehead.) NICOLLETTE Bless you child! (Shoves him back a step into MERCER.) Find Jesus! Feel the Holy Ghost! CLAUDIA (Trying to suppress embarrassment) Calm yourself, mon ami. (to WILLIAM) Mr. Turner? Might I borrow a hand? WILLIAM Oh certainly, Miss Claudia. (Throws NICOLLETTE'S other arm over his shoulder.) Where to? CLAUDIA Back to Lord Beckett's residence. (to BECKETT) I will take care of it my dear, don't you worry. (to the rest of the church) You have my dearest and sincerest apologies for the clamor. Please, sir, continue. Praise the Lord. (CLAUDIA and WILLIAM help NICOLLETTE out of the church as she still is limp and shouting nonsensically. Once the trio is close to the Beckett mansion and out of seeing distance from the church, NICOLLETTE composes herself. CLAUDIA lets her go.) NICOLLETTE (Pushing WILLIAM away) Boy! (Dusts herself off.) Damn. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were tryina cop a feel. WILLIAM (Reddening)No, I was not. I was trying to help you as Miss Claudia requested my assistance. I was merely being a gentleman. (NICOLLETTE raises an eyebrow at him then rolls her eyes.) WILLIAM (Peering at her strangely and changing the subject) What the hell was that back there? You were practically foaming at the mouth. CLAUDIA (Straightening her dress) A little diversion. (Looks at NICOLLETTE pointedly.) Or at least it was supposed to be a little diversion. NICOLLETTE Hey. Don't knock the lady-in-rapture routine. It's quite effective and you can't get shot for it. CLAUDIA When we discussed this, I was expecting something a little more demure, Nicollette. A little longer and they would've thrown you under the jail. NICOLLETTE Well...it worked didn't it?

[fearnotprod]

Picture It - Catch Her if You Can, Jessica (Part One)

So....I am starting this new thing, and hopefully this won't make you all think I need to be bouncing around on padded walls.

Being a writer can be both liberating and limiting. In this age of enhanced imagery, perhaps I can tip the scales.

I start with Jessica.

Calm in the storm (you might see this one later)

Catch Her If You Can is the story of two women, one searching for the other and the other fighting for her sanity as her the people around her clamor to abuse her gift.

Jessica Thomas was born into a world made for men with the unfortunate disadvantage of being a gorgeous woman who did not quite fit in with her female counterparts.

Pretty isn't she? Almost...demure.

Please don't underestimate her. She's damn good with an edge weapon.

Not able to assimilate into the female domestic role played by many of her contemporaries, Jessica assumes the winding and weighty legacy of Captain Raul Jay, a notorious and ruthless pirate. After ten years of playing Captain, she eventually runs into the captivating Commodore James Norrington.

He's so attractive she has to pick a fight with him first. 

Because, let's face it, as much as we adore him that Hang-'Em-High Norrington can be quite exasperating sometimes. 

“I have a few terms of my own.”

The men stopped at the sound of Jessica's voice, whirled around. Norrington looked exasperated. Swann seemed surprised. Beckett appeared bored and ready to return to what he had been doing before.

“May I remind you, Captain Jay, you are a prisoner of the Crown, ergo you have no leverage with which to bargain terms,” Norrington stated in that booming, authoritative voice that made her want to kick him below the belt.

Kick him? Oh not too hard, darling.

_____

She blinked at him. “Are you telling me that I am to help you track down Beckett's fiancee and Governor Swann's daughter, and when I do, I return here to the noose?”

A dark eyebrow quirked. “And here I thought you would need pictures to understand.”

Okay, you may get a small one in--this time.

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Good thing she didn't actually hear this one, but gotta call him out on it all the same:

When Jessica was out of earshot, Beckett murmured, “Be on your toes. She could attempt to escape or betray you.”

“I anticipate I have a better assessment of what makes her function,” Norrington informed him. “She is not as cunning as she likes to think she is.” With that, Norrington strode up the gangplank.

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Jessica's adventures in the world of Pirates will be legion--and full of eyerolls and standing toe-to-toe with an aforementioned Commodore that will--for now--remain nameless.

TO BE CONTINUED

Thank you rachelweisz, lady-arryn & Gif Huntress!