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[hoshizoralone]

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[pcktknife]

who would win: 1 billion lions or every pokemon only one rule: no legendaries. I think the lions win personally.

pokemon can do so much crazy shit i obviously have to give it to them

[pcktknife]

I am now going to make a semi-sincere argument for the lions

Game rules: if its treated as a massive team battle then the lions just need to outspeed earthquake spam. given the fact that earthquake is a ground type move and ground types are (typically) not very fast at all that would make the lions a clear winner, taking 1 BILLION turns before the majority of pokemon could move

Anime rules: you have to consider the fact that the lions might not be able to fly, but can still dodge. even in the anime pokemon get tired after attacking for a while, so maybe a charizard or salamance could attack from the air... for a while. but eventually it would need to sleep. and then its dead.

I have three proposals for ghost types

in the pokemon universe pokemon and humans have ghosts. this is not disputable. therefore lions would have ghosts too.

lions do not have infinity energy so their "bite"s wouldn't count as the move bite EXCEPT that humans can absorb infinity energy through long term exposure to pokemon. this means that some lions would be able to learn tackle, crunch and bite!

it is technically possible that ghost types would be unkillable, in this (unlikely) scenario pokemon would win.

its pretty simple actually, 1 billion lions is just way, way too many. even things like slugma would eventually be smothered by the sheer amount of attacking lions (I estimate 1000-100000 at the absolute maximum) the only pokemon that could stand a chance would be shedninja as it has the ability to only take damage from super-effective moves. unfortanately shedninja is a ghost type, and is as such susceptible to bitestrats (described above)

I think people assume too much about 1 billion lions vs every pokemon, charizard needs sleep too! even a hyper beam in the anime takes it out of the pokemon using it. absolute best case for the lions ends up with a mountain of dead lions slowly smothering the cornered pokemon.

counterpoint: what if they were all the 1 billion lions and all the 1000 something pokemon were friends 🥺

[pcktknife]

You posted about Iccirus city so can I ask: if you're playing a pokemon game: what's your team? if you're playing specifically bw may I see them?

I'm jumping between black and scarlet rn (pla I'm one boss fight away from being finished)

cofagrigus (lady), emboar(cinnamon), basculin(redeye), tranquill, galvantula(dawn), venipede.

venipede is not usually on my team I had a zebstrika before him, just got done w skylas gym and have now made it to icirrus and I'm just scopin the area so no one's been swapped out.

[lost-boi-in-wonderland]

Trick or Tragedy!

A gift that is also a friend!!

[wakasagayhime]

I didn't realize I was still following you! a nice suprise welcome back to tumblr (the pit)

thank you!! i come back every once in a while to post art for funsies

[pdutogepi]

I don't see anyone sending asks but seeing your pokemon playthrough happen in retrospect was awesome because it let me track how fun the writing was. like, if I have a specific experience with a game thats MY good experience but if two people had it I can see how good the writing is! thanks basically that was cool to see

Thank you so much for the lovely comment on my Pokémon playthrough blogs! I love blogging my experience through a game and I'm really glad others find them helpful and/or entertaining too! ❤️

[tribow]

Have you ever read girls last tour?

Nope, I do know of it though. Whenever I do finally get to it I will likely be watching the anime for it.