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aquarium date 📻📺🦈

(aka Vincent pointing at every single shark in the aquarium and tells Alastor every single thing abt them while Alastor just smiles and nods)

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licking the husband (Human!RadioStatic)

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the touch of a cannibal (Human!RadioStatic)

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paparazzi sighting of the new HOTTEST ‘partnership’ in town!

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Vincent Is an Absolute Idiot | Hazbin Hotel MurderMedia Animatic

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GIRLJAX!!! SHE IS SO PRETTY OH MY GOD!! I LOVE!!!

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rizz advice 101: use your work suit to shield both you and your crush from the rain (lowkey effective?)

Alternatively: That awkward moment when it’s pouring outside and you didn’t bring your umbrella, so your weird acquaintance out of nowhere strips open his work suit and offers to share it with you. Now you’re walking around the city as nightfalls around you with this guy, acutely aware of the way your shoulders brush against one another. But hey, it’s better than coming home soaking wet, right?

Vincent: “Hey, Al? Mind if I scootch a lil closer?”

Alastor: (scoffs) “Vincent dear, I’m afraid this is as close as we can get. Are you sure you don’t want to stop by a convenient store to buy an umbrella?”

Vincent: “No! No it’s fine! I think I prefer it this way!”

Alastor: “hm?”

Vincent: “Wait—I didn’t mean it like that.. I mean, it’s because we’re just.. so far away from the nearest convenient store, I don’t want to trouble you by taking another trip over.”

Alastor: “You’re already troubling me dear, with this so-called ‘replacement’ of an umbrella, which might I add hardly serves its purpose of protecting us from the rain. But if you say so.”

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i hate summer.