#cause my

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

reminder

women is women

[bruisedbyprincealbert]

I need to sleep but my nooooo my nose decided to be so stuffed WTF I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING IT JUST STARTED TO FEEL CLOGGED..

[lynisapenguin]

Baking

Me: Let´s bake a banana bread

Me: Okay, I did that. What should I do now?

Me: ...

Me: Yeah, it´s time for Puddingschnecken (I couldn´t find an english word for this. It´s basically a dough filled with vanilla pudding.)

[jokegomez]

Like, I know it could be a hundred things that made us draw 0-0, but also I didn’t watch this match 👀☕️

[official-sokka]

I'm drunk and I feel like I can hear all Sounds of the universe

[hailsousukee]

I have 2,069 things in my drafts. I need to get starting on putting them in my queue asap 

[hoeterra]

have you ever been texting and you phone autocorrects something wrong and you go back to fix it and you're just like "nah this is funnier"?