penis PALOOZA!!!!!

the hyperfixations hitting omfg

[krabmeat]

Please dont tell me I lost my childlike whimsy :(

[bot]

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[sweetlambeyed]

trucker bait

[krabmeat]

absolutely no way theres more disorders in my noggin COME ON PLEASE

[thememedaddy]

[wifehaverinnit]

[krabmeat]

HOLY SHIT KRAB YOU’RE ALIVE HEY MAN HOW ARE YOU HOW’S LIFE

FSMDHSKDHS YEAAAAAHHH OOPSIE DAISY SORRY FOR LIKE DISAPPEARING FROM EVERYWHERE WITHOUT A TRACE IVE BEEN LIKE PRETTYYYY COOL :333

DUDE IM ALMOST LIKE AN ADULT NOW ISNT THAT INSANE IM LIKE APPLYING FOR COLLEGES AND SHIT ITS SO WEIRD BUT LIKE REAL NEAT :33

Been doing stuff with my writing and stuff I think I wanna be an English major like really really bad it sounds FUNN

AND IVE BEEN LIKE IMPROVING MY ART A LOT TOO RIGHT NOW IM PAINTING BUGGY FROM ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION AND GOSH ITS DIFFICULT BUT IM GETTING THE HANG OF IT

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BUDDY I MISSED YOU GOLLY :]]]]

[thesuperduckling24]

BEING AN ENGLISH MAJOR IS REALLY FUN THE UPPER CLASSES GET LIKE REALLY NICHE BUT ARE REALLY FUN (SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE AS ONE)

OMG LIVE-ACTION BUGGY IS SO SILLY AND FUN HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A BLAST WITH YOUR ART

i’m personally doing pretty slay i’m almost Done with college which is crazyyy cause i have to face the dreaded Job Market but we stay silly :3

[krabmeat]

OMGOMGOMG REALLY DUDE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN :3333 I WAS GONNA GO IN FOR FINE ARTS OR CREATIVE WRITING BUT I FIGURED ID WANNA GO THE WRITING ROUTE AND I WANT A MORE VERSATILE MAJOR SO ENGLISH HERE WE COME !!!!!

DUDE IVE BEEN HAVING SUCH A BLAST ITS BEEN SO FUN IMPROVING IVE BEEN DRAWING MY PARTNER A LOT TOO IN A BUNCH OF AUS AND AND AND GETTING COMMISSIONS AND STUFF ITS BEEN SO MUCH FUN

HOLY SHIT JEEPERS CREEPERS WE GOT AN ALMOST GRAD OVER HERE GUYS !!!!! THE JOB MARJET MAKES ME ABSOLUTELY SHIT MY PANTS BUT YOURE A SMARTY I THINK YOULL BE ABLE TO THUG IT OUT AND HUSTLE UP A JOB I BELIEVE IN YOU DUCKY :3333

[krabmeat]

HOLY SHIT KRAB YOU’RE ALIVE HEY MAN HOW ARE YOU HOW’S LIFE

FSMDHSKDHS YEAAAAAHHH OOPSIE DAISY SORRY FOR LIKE DISAPPEARING FROM EVERYWHERE WITHOUT A TRACE IVE BEEN LIKE PRETTYYYY COOL :333

DUDE IM ALMOST LIKE AN ADULT NOW ISNT THAT INSANE IM LIKE APPLYING FOR COLLEGES AND SHIT ITS SO WEIRD BUT LIKE REAL NEAT :33

Been doing stuff with my writing and stuff I think I wanna be an English major like really really bad it sounds FUNN

AND IVE BEEN LIKE IMPROVING MY ART A LOT TOO RIGHT NOW IM PAINTING BUGGY FROM ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION AND GOSH ITS DIFFICULT BUT IM GETTING THE HANG OF IT

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN BUDDY I MISSED YOU GOLLY :]]]]

[krabmeat]

guys. GUYS I've been absolutely COOKING with the ocs recently you guys

[krabmeat]

ITCHING FOR SHIT TO WRITE

[hey-ol-soul]

Me rn, Krab, Me rn

[krabmeat]

TURNS OUT WEITING DYSTOPIAS IS LIKE REALLY REALLY FUN JUST SO YOU KNOW :33

[hey-ol-soul]

Wait until you learn that I write too many dystopias

[krabmeat]

do tell....

[krabmeat]

Getting fat shamed at the family function

[krabmeat]

Im gonna take a real wild guess and assume that the vast majority of my following aren't really around anymore, but to anyone who ended up sticking around I LOVE YOU AND YOURE SO COOL IVE IMPROVED MY ART A LOT AND ILL GET BACK ON THE GRINDSET SOON

[the-amazing-ms-menagerie]

It's been a wee while, hasn't it?

Hope you've been well this past...

Year? Two years? My memory has be rather fuzzy. Either way, I hope you've been well! Try not to disappear again, as that's how we end up like Mr Ralston!

On that rather gruesome note, glad to have you back!

[krabmeat]

FHSLDGAKDHS YES SIRE ILL TRY MY BEST :33

ALSO WHOS MR RALSTON OUT OF CURIOSITY

[krabmeat]

Well, howdy there, Krabs!

It's certainly been a while since you stopped by, I barely recognised you! How have you been? I'm sure you have a fair few number of stories to share of your adventures, but I won't pry unless you're feeling particularly boastful!

AWWWWEEE BUDDYYYY :333

HIII MACKENZIE ITS BEEN NEAT!!!! DUDE it's been like a LOTTAAA stuff going on UHHHH, I got a partner and he's like so cool and awesome and I love him like so much :3

OH AND IVE GOTTEN A LOT BETTER WITH ART RIGHT NOW IM REALLY HONING IN ON MY PAINTING SKILLS AND IM MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS!!!! I found out that in terms of art I improve really quickly so it's a lot of fun :3

I've also been doing a bunch of stuff with my writing, I spoke at this huge Hispanic educator conference to kick it off and I ended up getting the business card of the president of the college it was hosted at IT WAS SO MUCH FUN AND SHE REALLY REALLY LIKED ME I DID A LOT OF NETWORKING

still jobless I fear, it's hard to juggle work and school with college classes, but commissions and stuff have been decently steady :3 mental health has had its MAJOR ups and downs but I feel like I've been emotionally maturing :3

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DUDE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH UTS BEEN A FAT MINUTE

[krabmeat]

ITCHING FOR SHIT TO WRITE

[hey-ol-soul]

Me rn, Krab, Me rn

[krabmeat]

TURNS OUT WEITING DYSTOPIAS IS LIKE REALLY REALLY FUN JUST SO YOU KNOW :33

[krabmeat]

I'm like a toaster...bitches only want me when the bread is up......

[krabmeat]

ITCHING FOR SHIT TO WRITE