#ccl au

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(CCLAU17) "D'you miss him?" "No, not as much as I miss Oscar and Gemma" "I can't believe you let him take custody" "It's better for them. There's a stigma for two mothers and Beth's a cop, what if something happened to her and" "Yo, Ali, chill. Beth's made of steel enforced metal iron. Nothing could ever happen to her. You know I'm sure the only thing that could kill her would be you"

"You know I'm sure the only thing that could kill her would be you" lumber anon are you trying to kill ME

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(CCLAU16) "It bothers you, yes? When Alison talks of Donnie?" "Yeah" "Yet you bring Angie on a family vacation?" "That's a work thing. And it was a drunken mistake, D, it's hardly a seven year marriage" "I understand. Your aim is a little off" "We don't skip rocks in Canada. It ain't France" "I'm aware. Here, you have to hold the rock like this, see? And flick your wrist, like this" "I did it!" "Oui! Congratulations" "This shits going on the résumé, wait, what was that?"

delphine teaching beth to skip rocks to help her feel better I'M CRYIN

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(CCLAU14) "This is hella creepy as shit" "Cos, have you been sober at all so far?" "It's how I deal with probably death, Beth" "Cosima, stop saying things like this" "I can't help it D, I'm heavily influenced by cinematic happenings" "It's not even Friday the 13th dipshit" "Yo, Beth, chill. Where's everyone else? They're missing this super amazing campfire of excellence" "Lumberfamily's sleeping. Siobhan and the cops are teaching Fee how to shoot. Ali's just getting food" "FeeFee and a gun?!"

"I can't help it D, I'm heavily influenced by cinematic happenings" cosima PLS

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(CCLAU13) "Okay so tents are, Cosima and Delphine; Cal, Sarah and Kira; Art and Felix and DeAngelis" "Objection" "Overruled, Fee. Siobhan gets her own because she scares me. And me and Ali" "Shouldn't it be Ali and I?" "Fuck you Angie" "Mummy what does fuck mean" "I'm gonna kill your Auntie Beth, is it what it means" "Sorry Sarahsue" "Call me that again and I'll deck you" "YOU WOT MATE" "Beth, stop trying to be cockney, love, it's bad" "Really bad" "Whatever, build your goddamn tents"

"Fuck you Angie" "Mummy what does fuck mean" "I'm gonna kill your Auntie Beth, is it what it means" PUNKCOP I'M CRYIN

"YOU WOT MATE" BETH WITH A COCKNEY ACCENT KILL ME

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(CCLAU12) "Guys, we're here" "Delphine, I wanna go home" "Cosima, please, lighten up" "How many times have I said no touching in the backseat, children?" "Damn, Childs, you and DeAngelis actually got us here? Maybe you can work together" "DON'T GO N. Oh, I'm awake, hello, yes, are we here?" "Thank god, I'm practically drenched from your saliva" "Can't wait to walk off this lumber leg cramp" "Mummy what does the sign say?" "Well, monkey, it says Camp Crystal Lake" "We're gonna die" "Shut up, Cos"

LUMBER LEG CRAMP

i can't wait for cos to continue to freak out

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(CCLAU11) "Where are Tony and Rachel anyway?" "Tony's too cool for camping, his own words, and Rachel's more Devil Wears Prada as opposed to Devil Wears Parka" "Beth, that pun was intense" "I know right? And she's worried a bug might crawl into her eye hole so" "Gross" "Oh my God, Sarah, imagine it eating her brain" "No, Beth, you have got to stop this zombie thing, a'right?" "But" "No, Childs" "Did you have a nice nap" "Course. Sleep's great" "Sex is better" "Mummy what's sex?" "Thanks, Beth"

BETH WITH PUNS

BETH TALKING ZOMBIE THEORIES 

BETH TEASING SARAH

BETH PLS

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(CCLAU10) "No, Beth, did he ask you to swipe your credit card in his ass crack?" "No actually, he said that no one comes her camping anymore" "BETH WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?" "Calm down, Cos, he said that since the movies no one comes out here to camp" "Okay, no, it's totally cool we're going to a creepy ass camp site in the middle of nowhere, I was fine with that. BUT NOW ITS HELLA ABANDONED AND SOME CREEPY GAS STATION GUY TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY?" "Cosima, relax. Nothing bad is going to happen"

OMG cosima freaking out is my favourite thing

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(CCLAU9) "Are we there yet? I'm worried her saliva is going to stain my clothes" "We're like five minutes away, Felix, chill" "You bloody chill, Childs, you're used to her mouth specimen" "Damn right. What's going on back there, anyway?" "Art and Cal are having a macho thumb war. Kira and Sarah are sleeping. Siobhan just slapped Cosima's hand away from Delphines tits. We're pretty good, Beth" "Great. Hey did I tell you about the creepy gas station guy, DeAngelis?"

"Siobhan just slapped Cosima's hand away from Delphines tits. We're pretty good, Beth" COSIMA PLS