Robert House asking to be punched in the mouth bc he thinks he may enjoy it is whore behaviour that I am 100% here for.

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Robert House asking to be punched in the mouth bc he thinks he may enjoy it is whore behaviour that I am 100% here for.
NSFW headcanons OR smut alphabet for my babygirl James Wilson please? I'm actually starving 4 him, there is barely any smut about him out there 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Disclaimer, I haven't done one of these before but I will do my best!
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Smut Alphabet: James Wilson
A = Aftercare (What are they like after sex?)
He's a cuddler. I mean look at him, he's just a squishy baby. He will become your new weighted blanket and he likes to nuzzle. Man also likes to be little spoon
If y'all were going to the max he will ask if you are okay after regardless if he is the one fucking you into oblivion or if he is the one being fucked into oblivion. He can't turn it off. One time after you took his cute lil tooshie to pound town you asked him to get you some water and he got one step away from the bed before crumpling to the ground. Once you stopped laughing you lifted his bewildered ass off the floor and back onto the bed.
B = Body Part (Whats their favourite body part of theirs or their partners?)
His dic- im kidding. I personally think he'd say his face is his favourite feature that is apart of his body. Its his money maker, the honey trap that we all get suckered into (his big ol brown eyes are just...*screams*). That or his hair. He blow drys his hair, which is much appreciated bc it looks very fluffy and soft.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)
In you or in him. The man has a breeding kink, doesn't matter who is topping the cum better be inside someone or he'll start whining. Also yes he will ask (shyly) that you get the cum lube for the strap. 100% recommend teasing him about it but do so at your own risk. He is feral after all.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes when you're mean. He loves it when you're mean to people but you're sweet to him. If you do that in sequence of each other he will get hard e.g. you're verbally berating someone for their fuck up to the point where people are trying to get outta the area but when you're done you spot James and smile at him and give him a smooch before wondering off. But he also likes it when you're mean to him, like you edge him to the point of tears or you get him hard at work and leave him like that.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
3 wives... He can dick you down very effectively but isn't very experienced at being the sub, he's not very good at letting go and asking for what he wants. He's always focused on what you need and it takes a bit for him to let you take care of him or snap and take what he wants.
F = Favorite position (Whats their favorite position?)
Missionary. Look you know this man loves eye contact during sex. He loves you two to be as close as possible. Some of the most powerful orgasms y'all have had are y'all grinding into each other while sharing the same breath of air.
Doggy. If you've edged him/gotten him horny enough he will let you fuck him ass up, hand in his hair shoving him into the mattress. Don't worry, there is nothing in the world that can muffle the sounds he makes.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, how goofy are they during sex?)
I think he's goofy before hand but then locks in when y'all actually start to fuck. You know how male birds do a mateing dance? Yeah he does that, sometimes he doesn't know he's doing it.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Fluffy fluffy hair...
He loves having his hair pulled. You find this out by accident. Wilson is reading or doing charts and isn't paying attention and you want kisses so you come up behind him, thread your fingers through his hair and yank back so he'll look at you. And the sound he makes...he is so embarrassed but he should be fearful bc you are going to do everything you can to make him replicate that sound.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspec, how intimate are they?)
Very intimate. He wants to live in your skin. He is very needy and loves being needed.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon. How often do they masturbate or how do they masturbate? )
He doesn't really have time to take care of himself so if he can he will. His hand is his best friend. You have caught him jerkin it a couple of times. If you catch him as he's just starting he will get embarrassed and try to put himself away but if you catch him when he's close he will stare you down until he cums.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Orgasm denial/control. Only in regards to himself, he will make you cum until you are incapable of cumming anymore, he gets drunk off that. But he loves it when you control when/how he cums. He can be a bit of a brat about it and fight you for control bc you are paying too much attention on him but he can't go anywhere if you tie him down. He breaks down very sweetly when you finally allow him to cum.
Public sex. He is a fiend. He will not admit or initiate (unless under teasing bc he will snap and try to either eat you or fuck you) that he likes having sex in public. You have fucked in his car in the hospital parking lot at least a dozen times. He becomes a putty mess when you drag him into an empty exam room just to jerk him off, gives you owo eyes. He's good at being quite, but that can be changed.
Possessive. He likes it when you "stake your claim" on him. Like if you catch a nurse chatting him up and sees you staring him down like you're gonna throw him over your shoulder and take him back to your cave. Or when he sees the hickys you've left in places that cannot be hidden by a button up.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
In public. Please see above.
Or y'all's bed. He, well he doesn't like to be loud, but he is, and he sure as fuck likes to make you scream.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
He wants you to feel good, he wants to make you feel good. Very much a "just one more" kinda guy.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs, limits)
Hurting you. He will not choke you out even if you beg him to.
Threesomes... except with House, Jimmy was okay with that but when it's with a stranger he gets the heebies and the jeebies.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Giving. Get this man a pillow bc he would spend eternity on his knees for you. Let him eat!
Receiving. Mess. He is just a mess. When you ate his ass for the first time he cried and thought he saw god.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Giving. Depends on how desperate he his. If he's keyd up fast rutting but if its like a night in soft and sensual.
Receiving. Crank that soldier boy. He gets very emotional when you go soft and slow and becomes a whore when you pound his ass.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
He liked em a lot more when he was younger. *cough cough* season 1 Wilson cough cure any disease. But doesn't like them as much as he gets older.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He wants to give you what you need but is nervous unless slowed into it. The "babe can I finger your ass while I suck you off" to "babe I got a new strap, take off your clothes" pipeline is real.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
He's pretty much one and done without any assistance. Just means ya gotta make it count. But of course with power of fanfic all if possible.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Hasn't/doesnt really seek them out. His dick works, he will make it work for you. Your toy collection both frightens and turns him on.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
He is very much capable of teasing. He can be a brat about it and smile oh so innocently as he does it.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He can control himself to a point but he is a noisy boy. The whimper king. Why have you got headphones on when you could be listening to him moaning in your ear.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character of your choice)
He has a married kink. Again, 3 wives. He likes being married and he wants to propose but is worried that you would say no so he keeps the ring his sock draw. You know it's there. Jokes on him bc you propose first haha get bagged bitch.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes?)
I know he got a big dick. Not i will not be taking any questions.
No idea if RSL has chest hair but if I found out he had it I would be surprised.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?/Are they a yearner.?)
His name is James Evan Wilson and he is a yearner your honour.
He has a high sex drive when he is ovulating. Yes I know men do not ovulate but this one does. Otherwise he is content with cuddling. Please seek him out and tell him hes cute and funny. Validation is enrichment for him.
Z = Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)
Very. Dude zonks out immediately when he can. He's just a baby.
Which is superior?
Bottom House
Bottom Wilson
Saw this [link] and had a profound thought.
So this is only in the context of Hilson.
Me watching House tell this dude the best way to kill himself so that he can transplant his heart to his kid: damn House really does have the blue-est eyes
Which one of the ducklings figure out House and Wilson are daiting?
Foreman
Chase
Cameron
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House smoking a cigarette out a window in s3e11 goes hard...well I mean, it makes me hard.
He smokes like a lesbian. No i will not be taking any questions.
I love the scenes where House is standing above people like the grim fucking reaper. He's so girlypop