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Hades on the phone: Dionysius, where are you exactly?

Dionysius: I got lost

Hades: *sigh* I know. Can you at least tell me maybe a street name?

Dionysius: I’m by a cloud that looks like a lion

Hades: *literally above the skies* I need you to be more specific

Dionysius: Simba!

Hermes to Hades: Let me handle this, okay?

Dionysius: This pocky is banging. What flavor is it?

Colette: That… is an incense stick

Hermes: *reading the box* Spring Grape

[Hades texting in the Divine Group Chat]

Hades:

Brothers and sisters, I have depresi

Depresia

Depressuon

Sepresson

Deprresiom

Dio:

*The Big Sad

Dionysius: *taking a sip of soda* Lowkey, it hurts my Dio’s apple

Hermes: For the last time, it’s not named after every individual man

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