> Kal: Turn in SOMETHING
My favorite pokemon is definitely Metapod. One time I had a Metapod- well, okay, Adri had a Metapod he found in the woods, and first he accidentally dropped his sunkern on it and then he threw a pokeball at it and eventually he caught it and named it Richard.
The short version of which is Dick.
And the only move Dick ever learned was 'Harden'.
(Also Ric-HARD see get it)
...basically Metapods are fuckin' boss and they evolve into pretty ass kicking butterflies who spread doom.
Y'all can suck it.
...Yeah you totally just bullshitted this whole thing.















