#ceadus

[indoggedonarts]

A fierce battle in the ocean

The Elder Dragon Ceadus vs the Legendary Pokemon Kyogre

I'll cheer for Ceadus on this one

[iristedeu]

In Summary: How I fought the Ceadus

So the villagers are all like, 'homg, CEADUS you shouldn't fight it but you will so blah blah tasks blah TIME TO GO KILL IT!' And this happens at the same time the Argosy captain is in. And he's all like, 'De Wah!' or some shit and I'm like, 'Give me some good shit.' And so he's peddlin out his dope shit and I'm like 'TAKE ALL THESE RANDOM FUCKING PARTS' And my Shakalakas got closer to the Shaka-god or some shit cause I traded some stuff for dances. DANCES. CAUSE WE WERE DESTINED TO DANCE ALL OVER THAT MONSTER WHALE'S BITCH ASS CORPSE.

And I'm like, remixing these dances like I'm about to set the club on fire and shit and after painful fine tuning BOOM. I make the haphazard best decision. I'm like, 'Cha-Cha my dope ass friend, you keep me healed and not drowning and shit. Kayamba, you fluffy bitch, have this dance for stamina.' And then I head out with trusty swagaxe and Shakas in tow.

And do you have any idea how stupid effective this is on a monster that just wheedles around and takes it?

LIKE THE MOST FUCKING EFFECTIVE THING EVER.

One second I'm slapping this switch axe around on the windmill tail spiral bullshit of this tantrum throwing little shit, whiffing and getting tossed around all over the place...

Next minute Kayamba is twerking on my hunter's face, putting him into a fury the likes of which ELDER DRAGONS WILL TELL THEIR YOUNG ABOUT FOR THE NEXT 5 MILLION YEARS WHEN THEY'RE BEING STUPID LITTLE SHITS AND DON'T WANT TO BEHAVE. Fucking park your ass baby Miralis OR THE DREAD MOTHERFUCKING HUNTER GONNA CARVE US ALL UP AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A WEAPON FASHIONED FROM MY CORPSE.

ENDLESS STAMINA. FOR. FUCKING. DAYS.

JUST SHAKALAKAS ALL OVER THE PLACE TWERKING ON THE ANCIENT RUINS OF OUR SUNKEN ANCESTORS.

Then you know what else this magnificent lil shit does?

FUCKING WEATHERBREAKER.

Kayamba just there like, 'I see this asshole is trying to shrug you off.' And BOOM. HE'S FUCKING RESURRECTED MICHAEL JACKSON TO DANCE THRILLER WITH HIM AND INSPIRE MY HUNTER INTO NEW DEPTHS OF HELL RAISING MURDER FURY. MURDURY!

I WAS STUCK ON THE CEADUS LIKE A BARE LEG TO A LEATHER SEAT ON A HOT SUMMER DAY. I WOULD HAVE DEFORESTED ALL OF THE PRIME LOGGING STATE OF THE US THAT IS HOW FUCKING BEAST THESE AXE CHOPS WERE, SWINGING FOR HALF A DRAGONS AGE AND SPANKING THIS MONSTER LIKE HE WAS JUST DELIVERED AT THE MONSTER HOSPITAL BIRTHING CENTER AND HE WAS ALL YELLING LIKE 'WHAA WHAA' FOR HIS MOMMY AND I WAS THE MIDWIFE MAKING SURE HE WAS TAKING HIS FIRST BREATH AND INTRODUCTION TO THE LIFE OF PAIN HE WAS ABOUT TO ENDURE.

THE CEADUS DID NOT EVEN SEE THIS SHIT COMING WITH THAT OVERSIZED STUPID FUCKING HORN BLOCKING HALF HIS VISION LIKE SOME DUMBASS EMO BITCH THAT SULKS IN THE DARK WRITING POETRY ABOUT HOW LIFE IS PAIN AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HIM LIKE THIS IS A UNIQUE FUCKING CASE.

He was all slamming around and swimming away like "Fuck your shit i'm just gonna wreck all this sea floor cause fuck you I don't even give a FUCK.' Throwing his bitch ass tantrum like a snub nosed teenager listening to shitty punk rock AND I DESCENDED INTO THE WATERY DEPTHS LIKE A VENGEFUL DRILL INSTRUCTOR WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE.

THERE WAS JUST FUCKING AXE CHOPS AND DRAGONATORS AND BALLISTA SHIT FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES BEFORE CUNTOSAURUS SUX HERE DECIDES HE NEEDS TO STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY HIS BITCH ASS ANYWHERE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AFTER I CARVED HIS OWN BUSTED OFF BULLSHIT HORN IN FRONT OF HIS SLACK JAWED DUMBASS FACE CAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

And that is how I beat the 'Repel the LR Ceadus' quest on the first try on my second character.

[diary-of-a-duckling]

What the hell villagers

I just saved you and your village from a fuck off size dragon with a death beam and I get back  and no one thanks me. Nope. No one even mentioned the fact that I just risked my RPG life and precious items to prevent peril and a rain of terror over the Moga village.

Well fuck you guys. If that huge ass monster comes back, Im'a let him shoop-da-whoop you all into next century.

ASS HOLES

..stupid game.

[pokaradon]

I so want the Ceadus armour

It makes you look like some form of heavenly Mecha Robot, especially the Gunner armour.

Incidently, my fave Mecha Robot Anime are 1. Martian Successor Nadesico  2.Gundam Wing Zero  3.Full Metal Panic/Fumoffu   4.Zoids Chaotic Century  5. evangelion.....

man i need to keep my thought train from veering to random topics.

[pokaradon]

Fought Ceadus again

I was bored and wanted to do something exciting before hitting the hay so i collected my stuff, packed my Dios Katana and went to fight Ceadus again. Couldn't kill it, but i was able to repel it again.

On the plus side for me, is that i managed to buy the awesome Ceadus water bow. Might try it out properly against Brachydios if me and Chi decide to fight it again. Might have better luck that i do with my Plesioth light bowgun where i have to constantly stop and reload or stop and change bullets all the time which usually catches Brachy's eye and he always then goes after me and my hunter.