#cecil fredricks

[homogexual]

Lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

[secretly-larry-daley]

Alright everyone!! We’re so close to having our group. We just need one more person for our murder mystery who will be playing the role of Cecil! If anyone is interested, please, DM me! I’d love to have you there.

[maniaemagna]

I was listening to this story about a woman who tried to buy stuff from several other stores at a store none of the other stuff belonged to and thought... It would have been much funnier if the old night guards had kept insisting to Larry and Nicky they thought they were at the grocery store for a solid minute.

Larry: All three of you can't be having the same delusion at the same time.

Cecil: I'm grocery shopping. I even have a cart of things to check out.

Larry: It's a loot cart. It's full of loot.

[pixie-mage]

I sometimes wonder about the other museums from NatM from the 2nd and 3rd films. Like. Crazy shit went down, our boy went home with his museum friends safe and sound, all was well.

Except.

The day security guard or the curator or somebody goes to unlock the Smithsonian in the morning, and freezes because the ENTIRE stained glass window is destroyed, and when/how the HELL did that happen??? And there’s an absolute mountain of random historical artifacts stacked beneath an armchair (unless somehow the exhibits helped clean up but let’s be real there’s a big mess throughout all the museums.) One of the art pieces is facing a wall, another is just - completely different??? Like????? Where’d the water go??????? Also who let the giant octopus-squid-thing out of its box, why are there so many damaged crates in the archives, and for the love of GOD why are there spears and shit stabbed into said crates? And can someone tell me why our wax figure of Kahmunrah has mysteriously disappeared???

And then the British Museum - dear lord. I mean provided there’s NOT a magic sub-spell in the tablet that lets the exhibits just KNOW where they’re supposed to be at the end of the night, I don’t even know how anyone could explain that the multiheaded demon snake statue has completely changed its shape overnight, or why “Pompeii is kinda destroyed now, oops, volcano erupted, we found the miniatures all grouped together in the next hall over, not sure how to fix that.” At least the British Museum has Tilly, right? I don’t even WANT to know how they tried to explain what happened in DC.

And meanwhile, Cecil and the gang are watching the news from their recliners, and Cecil just stares at the tv at some news story about the Smithsonian being a wreck, and sightings of an octopus in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, and a plane flying overhead, and Lincoln’s statue walking around - because he just knows this has the tablet written all over it, and he’s just–

“What the hell did you do Larry?”

If you don’t think Larry got a call or a voice mail from Cecil after that, you’re sorely mistaken.

[maniaemagna]

Cecil decides not to mention what the hand does at night.

[maniaemagna]

At least that’s what Cecil thinks...

[maniaemagna]

NATM Dream: Cecil Space Leech

Had a dream I went to a museum and when I went to gift shop the person managing it was Cecil Fredricks. We were talking about it when he transforms into a creature that looks like a tiny black and white, frilled slug. Asking the other employees they tell me he's an alien from another planet. Cecil even though he looks like a slug is in fact a leech! The whole dream turned into a B horror/ comedy. The leech started attacking me! He could jump, fly and crawl at high speeds. All the while I heard Cecil's voice. "I won't hurt you. I just want some blood. Now be a good girl and give me some."

[dirtynatmconfessions]

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