#celestialmistress15

[hmshermitcraft]

For the ask game - Jleo and Kersuma

Jleo:

A: what I think realistically: They’re the couple that’s so friendly with each other everyone assumes either they’re just friends (and are shocked to hear they’re dating) or that they’ve been dating for years (and are shocked to hear they only just started dating).

B: what I think is fucking hilarious: Joe and Cleo met because Cleo ran across three lanes of traffic to pet his dogs.

C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends: Joe and Cleo both assume the other is WAY out of their league and feel guilty about their feelings for each other

D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway: If you’re in a discord with me you know ;)

Kersuma:

A: what I think realistically: Keralis is a troublemaker, Xisuma IS doomguy, and they only go genuinely soft for each other.

B: what I think is fucking hilarious: Xisuma accidentally suggar-daddy-zoned Keralis.

C: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict on friends: Keralis really genuinely wants a loving relationship, but he doesn’t know how to express it. So he keeps hitting on Xisuma in a really suggestive way, hoping he’ll pick up that he wants to be taken out for real.

D: what would never work with canon but the canon is shit so I believe it anyway: Keralis is the only one strong enough to lift Xisuma in his armor.

[rzdhc]

give me team zit quotes or give me death

incorrect ZIT quotes ahoy!

zed: hey, do you think this tastes funny?

tango: ew, yes!

impulse: why would you put that in your mouth???

~~~

zed: we shouldn’t mess with it, impulse would be pretty angry.

tango: but imagine how funny it would be

zed: ...

zed: you’ve convinced me.

~~~

impulse: tell me who made zed the captain again?

zed: tango did!

impulse: his opinion doesn’t count

~~~

impulse: I’m sorry it has to be this way.

tango: how much more are you gonna make us suffer? We’ve already lost skizz because of you, just do it you coward!

zed: you’re just playing among us, why are you being so dramatic

~~~

zed: *is crying at 3 am*

impulse: something wrong buddy?

zed: what did those poor bunnies ever do to tango! and all for what, a pair of bunny slippers?

impulse: ...

impulse: you do know those are fake, right?

~~~

impulse: where’s zed?

tango: I thought he was with you?

impulse: I thought he was with you!

zed: *is lost on planet x-26 in the next galaxy over* Impulse? Tango?!

~~~

team zits texting each other:

impulse: 😄

tango: :)

zed:(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

skizz:  (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

zed: ٩( ๑╹ ꇴ╹)۶

skizz:  (っ^з^)♪♬

impulse: why are you two like this

zed:  (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

skizz:  L(° O °L)

(this was fun to make)

[focsle]

any "home"s? (if not, please respond with go fish)

Ya!

“Good!” Charlie’s voice filled the room as he surveyed the parlor. “Your new home is coming along nicely. I often don’t see it like this, out of the dark. Gaslight becomes her.”

[hmshermitcraft]

Mayor Scar isn't just the mayor - he also runs a gardening and flower shop. The hobbyist beekeeper of the village, Xisuma, starts to find fresh flowers on his doorstep every morning. One day, he sets a jar of honey on Scar's countertop.

Scar is deeply confused as to why Xisuma would randomly give him food. Somehow, he doesn’t realize that this is also flirting.

[hmshermitcraft]

Cleo and Joe have just bought their first house together. It's a small whitewashed cottage that they fully intend to stuff full of books and cover with plants. When they first moved in, hhey spent the first afternoon just laying in their newly-constructed bed, planning for lazy Sundays baking together, inviting friends over for picnics, and gardening together while Joe rambles about poetry. They could hang a swing from that big tree in the garden, they could spend hours trying to bake bread themselves instead of buying from Keralis like usual.

They could do anything, because they had all the time in the world to spend together.

But most likely they’re just gonna sit on that new, really comfy couch.

[hmshermitcraft]

narcissist!keralis p l e a s e i beg of you

Keralis cannot fathom why anyone would NOT think XB is the cutest and sweetest and overall best boyfriend in the entire universe. Why would Keralis be dating him if he were not completely flawless? Checkmate!

[hmshermitcraft]

Scar loves flowers. They feel soft and silky against his skin and they're pretty too. He always keeps some around his base to stim with if he gets stressed. When Joe and Cub find out, they put flowers everywhere they think Scar may go - including their bedrooms.

It slightly backfires when Scar is more interested in the petals than in the romantic scene his boyfriends set up. Oh well, at least he’s happy!

[hmshermitcraft]

Everyone has their soulmate’s last words to them written on their skin. Meeting them doesn’t cause some huge revelation; the only change is love. Impulse and Tango don’t know if they’re soulmates, but they don’t care. They love each other, and if they don’t have the right last words, they have a lifetime of memories to make up for it.