PolyHermits, but it's actually a lot more complicated than just "everybody is dating each other the end"
Joe got bored one afternoon and decided to make a handy-dandy flowchart of who was dating whom.
The flowchart now takes up an entire wall in Joe's living room, features players from at least 4 different servers, and is updated twice a week.
From the start, the flowchart lines were color-coded to represent platonic, romantic, queerplatonic, and sexual relationships between players. Now, there's colors to represent things like "unrequited hatred" (teal), "who knows" (maroon), "clones???" (amber), "Impulse and Skizz" (chartreuse), and "their souls were tied together that one time" (periwinkle)
Joe is definitely not bored anymore.
He makes sure to exhaust all the existing lines before adding new ones. Truly, there was no other way to represent Impulse and Skizzle of the Man.